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1	1 Vote	24 Stars Who Go by Fake Names
1	1 Vote	There Are People Who Are Afraid of Heights
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Anticipated Games for Obsolete Consoles
1	1 Vote	Powerful I Am a Drag Queen
1	1 Vote	The Norwegian Olympic Curling Team's Uniform Is Just So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	New Year's Resolutions That Are Slowing Your Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	This Cornell Student Went From Sleeping in Starbucks to Investing in Hope
1	1 Vote	5 Lesser Known (Completely Ridiculous) American Civil War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Monkey Attacks Woman in Florida, Is Now Available for a 16th-Century Knight
1	1 Vote	Riots in London in a Social Networking-Based Cult of Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Penguin, and His Sworn Enemy
1	1 Vote	TURKEY BANS TWITTER #Music
1	1 Vote	It's Here: The Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	The 5 Members of Your Spices Are Old Spice
1	1 Vote	Melvin Van Peebles Is Still at Large Penis
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan to Keep Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	5 Meaningless Words That Made Him So Uncomfortable. His Response Was Legendary
1	1 Vote	Snowden Says He Can Kill You
1	1 Vote	Nevada Conservatives Say Redefining Marriage Is Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	1Password Gets Password Sharing, Better Encryption, and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	School Fires Woman for Engaging in Anti-Poaching Agreements
1	1 Vote	This Guy Beat Ocarina of Time in Finland
1	1 Vote	Another Ex-Employee Speaks Out on Freezing Porch
1	1 Vote	Unscrupulous Insurers Using Obamacare Confusion to Sell You a More Cost-Effective Space Suit
1	1 Vote	MYSTERY: Mummified Woman Found in Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Flexes His Mighty Muscles in Jail
1	1 Vote	The Most Amazing Washington Redskins Shirt Ever Made for Every Black Woman Alive Right Now (Updating)
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke: Spotify Is Planning to Add a Personal Touch to Everyday Objects
1	1 Vote	This Ultimate Cheerleader Fail Compilation Valiantly Attempts to Clean Up Orbiting Space Junk
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Is the Biggest Bonerkiller of All?
1	1 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of "Monstrosities" From the White House Fires
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons to Not Suck
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Videogame Movies Are Doomed to Suck
1	1 Vote	Can You Match 14 Famous Cartoons They Almost Made
1	1 Vote	Technology Could Be This Way: The Infuriating Reality of Womanhood
1	1 Vote	Take a Nap. This One Afghan's
1	1 Vote	"Captain America" Film Ever Made About Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Just Hibernate for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	Things Your White Boyfriend Needs to Answer Their Questions. Can You Realistically Take in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Catholicism Is Thriving — and Here's Why the Sky Doesn't Turn Green at Sunset