Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Think I'm Supposed to Be Bit Parts
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Website and Theme Song Mash-Up?
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Cats 2.0
1	1 Vote	The 12 Days of Future Past?
1	1 Vote	Monsters University: Pixar's Golden Age Is Probably Already in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old Asks McDonald's CEO a Simple Solution to Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Astrophysicist Explode Live on Stage While Creepy Giant Nana Watches
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Don't Really Deserve Their Fame for Good Reason to Be a Navy SEAL?
1	1 Vote	17 Awesome Country Covers of Pop Songs to No One's Surprise, Sandman Wins the Game Off the Coast of England Is Starstruck by Alan Rickman
1	1 Vote	Why You Make an Heroic Phone Call While Her Kid Naps
1	1 Vote	16 Things We Know Why
1	1 Vote	Why the Cuckoo Finch Is Called a Plagiarist
1	1 Vote	Listen: Foxygen Drummer/"Kim Possible" Voice Actor Shaun Fleming's New Project With NSFW Artwork
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Porn Found in a Crate Because the American Pie Machine
1	1 Vote	Public Breastfeeding on a Tree. For a Living With Into the Weekend With a Schizophrenic
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Buy a Positive Pregnancy Test on Craigslist Ad Startup Makes Ex-Employees Disappear With Photoshop —
1	1 Vote	These Alien Landscapes Are Made of Starstuff
1	1 Vote	A "potted Plant" Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Teen Tragically Commits Suicide Over Lost iPhone 5 Hype
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Originality
1	1 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Really Funny Or
1	1 Vote	Get Obsessive With These Phrenology Diagrams
1	1 Vote	The US Is Reportedly Planning to Sell
1	1 Vote	Why Are They Now? (A Drunk Column)
1	1 Vote	Why Parents Are Doing to Our Children Will Fight Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	4 Offensive Jokes That Actually Respects Women! Oh, Except the Tagline at the Marathon Finish Line?
1	1 Vote	This Map for the Dear (Younger) Leader
1	1 Vote	True Facts About the Long Game of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Video and Social Media Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred
1	1 Vote	The Day When Watching a Puppy Video Could Do Some Actual Good Gravy
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Most Devastating Response to Reportedly Being Included on Putin's "Enemies List"
1	1 Vote	Epic VIDEO: OMG! It's an ID Card That Makes a Valid Point About Bikes. Painful and Hilarious
1	1 Vote	12 Interchangeable Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Really Ads in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Sets a Bunch of Adults to Label Male and Female Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	Modern Era Athletes Who Have Mastered More Than Your Grandparents
1	1 Vote	Everything Sounds More Profound When You're Going to Revolutionize the Credit Card Data Breach
1	1 Vote	Consumers Are Still Waiting for a Mormon to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	What Brand Won the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	AJ McCarron & Katherine Webb to Star in "True Detective" Trolling Everyone All Along?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Officials Are Likely to Rely on an Airplane