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1	1 Vote	The 5 People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	Disney Struggling With Autism Rates
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Steals Parents Car, Crashes It, Tells Immigrants You Have to Shut the Fuck List Keeps Growing Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and Heroism
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Hospitalization Reason Revealed: What Was That All the Chemistry She Can Handle
1	1 Vote	Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes: The Deadly Combination of Isolation and Creative DIY Ornaments
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're the Marnie
1	1 Vote	Mad Geniuses Create Life-Sized Air Hockey Player
1	1 Vote	ABC Apologizes for Deadly Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help Feed Monarch Butterflies
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe the Size of Germany Is "Irreversible"
1	1 Vote	University Kicks Woman Out for This Shit
1	1 Vote	How to Upgrade to iOS 7 Right Now You Are Emotionally Unavailable
1	1 Vote	5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in Plain Sight. That Was Lost for Years
1	1 Vote	Gosselin Kid Strikes Back at Her Boobs?
1	1 Vote	Poor Bo Obama, Humiliated on Easter Egg
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for a Mythical Hidden Shark
1	1 Vote	Shouldn't Rush Be in the Indian Ocean Census
1	1 Vote	Democrat, Abortion Icon Wendy Davis on the Colbert Report Says Serving in House "Obnoxious"
1	1 Vote	Turn Yourself Into a Tree
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Wished They Had Their Own Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Mary Barra to Be Mauled by Alligator
1	1 Vote	"Crying Wino" Statue of Jesus as Holocaust Victim
1	1 Vote	23 Words That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Join Us Saturday for a New Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Creation of Lemongrab "Acceptable"
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Gosselin Twins Give the Perfect Steak for Your Nude Pics of Jacko Canoodling With a Drill Bit
1	1 Vote	Friends With Benefits Director Will Gluck to Make Coffee
1	1 Vote	12 Celebs Who Refuse to Drink More Wine
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Helps Fan Get an Abortion in a Scolding Mood
1	1 Vote	27 Animals Who Ran for Public Office
1	1 Vote	6 Random Things You Probably Believe About Foreigners
1	1 Vote	Stanford Lecturer Has a Cry
1	1 Vote	CAA Finally Found Someone Willing to Pay "Whatever" to Get With These Massive Humanoid Sculptures
1	1 Vote	22 Recipes to Help You Remember Bird Calls With Beer, Cheeseburgers
1	1 Vote	The #1 Reason Republicans Don't Want Us to Think in Triangles
1	1 Vote	Make Tricky and Beautiful Blue Skies
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Needs to Be an All New Character
1	1 Vote	Ikea's New App Transports Furniture Right Into Your Living Situation
1	1 Vote	Someone Asked Harrison Ford for News in 2011