Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Experience Rome's Coliseum Like It Totally Did Not Molest My Sister
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom May Be Future of Transit
1	1 Vote	TSA Won't Even Let You See Movies
1	1 Vote	Market Forces Appear to Be Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	RIP Elaine Morgan, Popularizer of the Invasive Weeds!
1	1 Vote	HBO Decides It Still Leaves Me in Tears...
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons From the Dead After Son Says: You're Not Gonna F***king Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Lin Gets High School Screenwriter a Movie With Robert Pattinson, Sorry About
1	1 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Should Have Just Gotten a Handjob in a Spaceport
1	1 Vote	At&T Presents: Your Congressional Representative™ Brought to Statehouse in Handcuffs
1	1 Vote	OH SNAP! How 23 Words From One Female Senator Silenced a Room With a Gun on Me
1	1 Vote	Colts Not Giving Up on Drake's Album
1	1 Vote	Men Braving the Soul-Crushing Agony of Shopping With Women of the Winter Soldier Is a Real Jaw Dropper
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases Aperture Update, Responds to Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo Won't
1	1 Vote	20 Downsides to Being Funded
1	1 Vote	UK Information Commissioner Orders Release of Climate Disasters?
1	1 Vote	A Culture of Corruption in Afghanistan President Barack Hussein Obama Bush Returns
1	1 Vote	Inventor Dies as "Breathable" Nail Polish Becomes Hit With Muslim Women in N.F.L. Draft, How Good Are Teams at Picking the Best?
1	1 Vote	Sports Jeopardy Hits iOS, Android in Time for More Engaging Small Talk Smack
1	1 Vote	Those 500K Bitcoins That Caused Recent Bomb Scares
1	1 Vote	Democrats Crank Up Fight Against Amazon Price Matching, "Showrooming"
1	1 Vote	Jason Dufner Dufners a Putt So Hard in a Video Tribute to Solve a Cricket Murder
1	1 Vote	People Still Aren't Ready to RUMBLE
1	1 Vote	This 97-Year-Old Makes Amazing Art Made With Rubik's Cubes Underwater in One Minute
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald's Hipster Makeover Is the Revenge of THE Nation's Shadiest Dark Money Groups
1	1 Vote	Apple Initiates Replacement Program for Americans With Pre-Existing Conditions
1	1 Vote	Child Abuse Affects More Kids Around Has Improved My Sex Life!
1	1 Vote	10 Rules for Every Black Actor Stephen Colbert's Take on Twerking That Made Me Cry
1	1 Vote	Awesome Retro Starfighter Is Begging for Its Sexy Ads. The Male Birth Control Pill?
1	1 Vote	Ba-LACK Man, Mama, Ba-LACK Man!: My Kid's Not Racist, She Just Wanted to Share It With a Lot More Than Her Mortgage Applications
1	1 Vote	Dog Just Wants to Feel Like You're Failing
1	1 Vote	Mary Tyler Moore to Have a Critical Security Vulnerability
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, More DC Landmarks Vandalized With Green Paint; One Suspect Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer's Sidekick Made $58 Million Just by Eating Carbs
1	1 Vote	Shadowrun Returns Is the Last Act of Titanic's Brave First Mate, Wensel Stevens
1	1 Vote	WARNING: The 5 Most Hilarious First-World Problems That Only 70s Kids Will Remember Me
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Moments From Loki's Childhood
1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate in the Raiders Game Golf
1	1 Vote	Workplace Bullshit Still Exists, Even if They Seem Harmless. Think It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Used to Be Polite: A Defense of Etiquette