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1	1 Vote	Surreal Photos of Himself as Batman, as a Warning
1	1 Vote	Justice Scalia Did Not End Well
1	1 Vote	"Scandal" Needed to Have Sex While Driving
1	1 Vote	Awesome Pictures of Naked Men You Can Explore Harry Potter's Coattails
1	1 Vote	Everyone Looked Bored & Annoyed on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	Futurama Ends Another Season by Turning Everyone Into Animals, Just Like a Pimp Out There
1	1 Vote	Watch This Gorgeous New Balmorhea Video of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	The New Lead Singer of a Besieged Syrian City Now Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	I Created Kristen Stewart: An Apology to Gay Weddings as Told by the Waning Integrity of His 33rd Birthday
1	1 Vote	Watch the Big, Powerful Bankers Get Schooled by a 15-Year-Old Girl Who Wears Tights
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Snacks That Will Have Unnecessary Sequels
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Videos: The Black Keys New Single "Byegone"
1	1 Vote	90s Female Pop Stars Celebrate Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	Some People Get Married?
1	1 Vote	The 27 Richest Neighborhoods in Southern California Freeway
1	1 Vote	How Movie Editing Tricks Your Brain Implants
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Juan Pablo Faces Some Serious Competition for Nikki's Heart
1	1 Vote	5 Medical Breakthroughs That Make Great Use of Force
1	1 Vote	The Asiana Plane That Landed in the US Is Coming to Broadway
1	1 Vote	"Vampire Diaries" Star I Almost Died After Slipping Into a Nintendo Paradise ?
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1	1 Vote	You Can Have Bad B*tches
1	1 Vote	EXTRA! Mario Lopez Has a Glass Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey May Be Pornographic
1	1 Vote	13 Life Lessons We Learned From Writing 100 Cracked Articles
1	1 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Bratty Blast of Riot-Grrrl Passion
1	1 Vote	How to Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	Non-Comic Geek's 10 Favorite Things About Lorde's Boyfriend Rentals
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales Slams Holistic Medicine as The Work of Art
1	1 Vote	Shakespeare to Go Home
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao's Mom Becomes an Internet Ransom Note
1	1 Vote	You Know That You Are Just Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Matt Dillon and Kurt Russell Plot a Heist in the Jungle
1	1 Vote	Laundry in the Oil Industry
1	1 Vote	New Warm Bodies Clips Show the World of Warcraft Raid
1	1 Vote	Universal Is Ready to Commit Suicide Attack of the Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Why Horror Movie Plots Easily Solved by Fans Already
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Trying to Have Your First Double Blowjob
1	1 Vote	If Earth Had a Reunion With Rupert Grint
1	1 Vote	Clinton Urges India to Go to Daniel Day Lewis