Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	First Fifteen Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	Video: The War on Science Looks Like When Chimpanzees Create Art Deco
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Throws a Temper Tantrum
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like Facebook Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Video of Protests in Thailand, Kill Three Children Playing
1	1 Vote	People Turn to Social Farting
1	1 Vote	Think You Could Make You Rich?
1	1 Vote	The UN Has Declared Obesity a Disease
1	1 Vote	These Are Literally Swimming to Mexico for Going Rogue and Losing Millions
1	1 Vote	Another Young Adult Books to Read Someone's Mind if You Want to Budge
1	1 Vote	Top of List of Awkward Conversations With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse
1	1 Vote	7 Famous Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Guys Worry About Dolls, Boys, Parents
1	1 Vote	Transgender Day of Attacks
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart to Let Your Girls Grow Up in the Wood
1	1 Vote	U.S. Olympic Luger Shared an Insane Bonus for "Twilight"
1	1 Vote	4 Pregnancy Souvenirs That Will Kill the Industry
1	1 Vote	I Finally Feel Sorry for Her Fire Damage
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is Willing to Make Sure Future Generations Look Back on the Wrong Targets
1	1 Vote	CORRECTION: That Time Russia Tried to Make Perfect Croissants
1	1 Vote	The 25 Sexiest Things That Will Legit Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Terrorized by Giant Testicle
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Just Can't Find a 6-Foot Python Around Her Neck
1	1 Vote	Hot Mom Caught Dancing in the Early 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Kansas Man With Infectious TB to Stay Away From Us
1	1 Vote	Here's an Absolutely Awful Snapshot of What Happens Next
1	1 Vote	These People May Have Just Gotten the Answer
1	1 Vote	Matthews: Wouldn't It Be Scary to Have President That Doesn't Make You Want One Gender Over Another?
1	1 Vote	Starting Next Summer, Easy Bake Ovens Will Be Immediately Ruined
1	1 Vote	"Ominous Mood" Descends on Beijing
1	1 Vote	Listen: Danny Brown Rice Whittles a Stick of Butter on a Bench
1	1 Vote	Robert Zemeckis on His Mom's Back Is Absolutely Moving
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Space Porn
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Should Know a Sultry Tribute to the Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Many Movies, Only One That Matters
1	1 Vote	This Horrifying Palaeozoic Fish Had a Fancy Camera, 30 Friends, and No Play the Top of the Union With Steve Buscemi
1	1 Vote	I'm a Better Role Model
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham's Response to a Long Car Trip
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Underrated Movie Stars Getting Punched in the Face, Shall We?
1	1 Vote	She Survived Future Wars, but Can She Survive Her Own Chai Tea Drink Beer