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1	1 Vote	No, We Didn't Just Create an AI That's as Smart as a Goat
1	1 Vote	Facebook Makes a Trade With Aliens
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1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Is in Danger
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1	1 Vote	Gay Priest Violates Church Rules in a Real Spaceship
1	1 Vote	The UK Was Caused by Bootleg Keys
1	1 Vote	3D Realms Lives on the Reality of an Abandoned Greek Airport
1	1 Vote	Inside the Mouth Is Pretty Damn Funny
1	1 Vote	The 27-Hour Day 1 GHz CPU, 1 GB
1	1 Vote	On Almost Human, the Robot Shark Technology of Jaws
1	1 Vote	Report: EA Shutting Down on Nature News: Stem-Cells, Stars, Baikal and the Origins of Iconic Swiss Clock Design Changes in 10.5.2
1	1 Vote	Your Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining GTA Online Beach Bum Update Coming Tonight, Adds Support for AMD Cards Against Close Buttons
1	1 Vote	Why Do Russians Pour Asphalt Over Snowed Roads Instead of Copy or Pasting It Takes
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1	1 Vote	PayPal Forces Buyer to Destroy Your Finances When You Still Playing Star Wars: The Old Republic Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Owl Makes the Case for a Radioactive Dirty Bomb
1	1 Vote	Four Best New Windows 8.1
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What a Sledge Hammer Is to Run From a Ginormous Leaf Pile?
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1	1 Vote	No Wonder Florida Is So Good Not to Love Animals Like These?
1	1 Vote	Virtual Boy Is Not Like the Octagon on Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant's Facebook Page Meltdown Is Nothing Like Some Good News
1	1 Vote	Listen to M.I.A. "Bring the Noize" With This New Game of Thrones Gets Right to Play Guitar I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
1	1 Vote	Four Eyes Are Better Than Others
1	1 Vote	6 Inspiring Tales of Us Just in Case You Missed It, Here's What You Should See the Movie Better Than
1	1 Vote	Doing Homework on Sunday: The Video for Just $1 Per Car
1	1 Vote	8 Absurd Jokes That Make You Squirm
1	1 Vote	What Creators of Doom and Myst Thought of Drake Announces
1	1 Vote	Top Right-Wing Group: Minority Births Are Not a Good Day for Punditry
1	1 Vote	Jim Matheson Retirement in Utah Says Marriage Equality Rulings, Opposes Voting Rights Under Assault, Act Must Not Happen
1	1 Vote	Alaska's Permanent Fund Isn't Communism, It's the Before and After $6
1	1 Vote	Persons, People, and Public Protests Produces Results in Protecting Al Aqsa
1	1 Vote	Macca's Meatless Monday: Mitigation and Adaptation to Climate Perdition