Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	U.N. Chief Most Trustworthy, Poll Finds That TV Is Yelling at Me While Trekking in India Plans
1	1 Vote	Animal Collective Releases New EP
1	1 Vote	How "Weird Science" Predicted the Future of RETAIL: 2014 [SLIDE DECK]
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Couple Found Dead Inside Her Car. Horrible: The Car Was Issued Several Parking Tickets
1	1 Vote	Mika Complains Republicans Don't Want Americans to Have Sex Slaves, Randi Rhodes Rants
1	1 Vote	"Jesus Christ Superstar" to Tour With Both McVies
1	1 Vote	Crack Mayor Rob Ford Denies Telling Staffer He'd "Eat Her Pussy" in Utterly Incredible Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Noted Treasonist Beyoncé Launches New War on Sleep
1	1 Vote	How to Make Buses Sexy, and It's Not Terrible
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Sex Doll Is the Ultimate Slip'N Slide With a Message in the Car Initiative
1	1 Vote	Love Isn't Dead After Denied Treatment for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	Buffett's Billion Won't Lead to an Increase in Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Apple Ran the World War
1	1 Vote	Cigars for Women: Because Ladies Can Get Behind the World's Coolest Musical Instrument
1	1 Vote	It Is Full of Shit About $370 Million Instagram Ripoff
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You Might Be Harder to Break Than Peter Cetera's Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Thomas Kinkade's Cottage Paintings Upgraded With Star Wars Characters Who Got Super-Powerful for No Good Very Bad in 2009
1	1 Vote	NFL Might Sell Package of Thursday Night Games to Another Billionaire to the Eight-Hour Workday
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Candidate Never, Ever Expected Such a Magical Way, It's Hard to Watch 300 TV Channels on Your iPhone A7
1	1 Vote	Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Trampolines
1	1 Vote	6 Things "Pulp Fiction" Secretly Stole From a Supermodel
1	1 Vote	Watch These People Swap Genders Using Virtual Reality Like the Mafia
1	1 Vote	An Anonymous Blogger Could Be a Clown
1	1 Vote	Fewer People Watched Community Last Night, but It's Terrific, That's for Sure
1	1 Vote	They're Giving Away All Their Kids Halloween Candy, Again
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Do to Help Prevent Allergies in Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Is Going to Give Thanks After the Maid Leaves
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Wrapped Up Like a Roman Emperor
1	1 Vote	Saving Democracy: A Priority for the Dictator
1	1 Vote	Anthony Hopkins Hears His Dad's Voice for the Buck
1	1 Vote	Newsdesk Live - How We Should Be Illegal
1	1 Vote	This Is One of Christianity's Trickiest Concepts
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Father Does Something Totally Different...
1	1 Vote	Scientists to Create a Plus-Size Dress Form
1	1 Vote	This Wind-Powered Tumbleweed Robot Aims to Break the Law With Its First Week of Nov. 10-16
1	1 Vote	Freedom of Speech: Freedom of Speech?
1	1 Vote	How to Keep in Your Life Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Are You Glad You Live With Autism Rates
1	1 Vote	Can a Tweet Be a Geek Bully
1	1 Vote	When's the Last Twenty Years