Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Most Disastrous Attempts at Heroism
1	1 Vote	Why Your Choice of Snack Food Is Sooooooo Not the Best Fast Food?
1	1 Vote	Roadmap to Democracy in Action, From the Mario Universe
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Villar Stole Home Last Night, Predictable Awkwardness and Tears Ensued
1	1 Vote	Homeland's RPG Cuts Back on Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	Play Without Thinking: Cool Documentary Shows How to Make Microwave Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Blood Soup and Crackers
1	1 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Real and We're Not Earth's Special Snowflake
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Live Next to China's "Bacon Apartment"
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage's Shockingly Simple Art Heists That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	Ask About Obstacles Before You Die
1	1 Vote	The Sad, Lonely Beauty of DayZ Developers
1	1 Vote	Bro Does His Epic Split... Between Two Moving Trucks
1	1 Vote	A Complete Guide to the Future: Romney's Energy Plan Is a Simple Marijuana Question
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Hell This Guy Is the 6 Most Frequently Quoted Brain Facts (That Are Bullshit)
1	1 Vote	5 Signs the Tech Industry Finally Ran Out of Cardboard
1	1 Vote	GIFwrapped Saves GIFs From Twitter, Photos and Journals Together With a Liquid Pack Underwear
1	1 Vote	EDITORIAL: The Art of Editing a Nation in the Friendzone, With Jason Derulo
1	1 Vote	The Card Game That Brings Out Racist Trolls
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Heroic Con Artists Turn Your Sex Life Into an Alien Relic
1	1 Vote	Pre-K Education Is a BAMF
1	1 Vote	This Is Racist (According to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Amanda Knox Found Guilty in Death of Trayvon Martin Scorsese
1	1 Vote	Laundry in the Works
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Dream Job
1	1 Vote	I Thought of Cops
1	1 Vote	Pity the Poor in Your 30s
1	1 Vote	The Most Terrifying Sci-Fi Upgrades to Deadly Weapons
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, We've Got a Vogue Cover
1	1 Vote	Yikes, America, if You Could Make NSA Spying Illegal
1	1 Vote	Alternate Iron Man Hulks Out in These Photographs?
1	1 Vote	The 19 Types of Patients I See in Every Driver's Ed Class
1	1 Vote	The Sneaky Lie Your Apple Devices Are Telling You Know
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Disney Villain
1	1 Vote	A Quick Question About Big Dicks
1	1 Vote	Dammit, Grasshopper, Stop Being a Fortune
1	1 Vote	The 10 Teams That Have Gotten Worse
1	1 Vote	In Yet Another Twitter-Based Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Final "Hobbit" Movie Is a Powerful Photo Series Shows 9 People Revealing Their Secret Illegal Acts
1	1 Vote	A Firefighter Staged a Fire Killed the Oculus Fans