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1	1 Vote	The 27 Best Moments at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	The New Justin Timberlake Wore Some Very Cringeworthy Fashions
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Stolen Laptop and Possible Dick Pics Without Men's Knowledge
1	1 Vote	The New Video From Kids in Film
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Videos: Real Estate Perform New Songs
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Microsoft Will Never Fail to Shock Me
1	1 Vote	Six Years Ago, One President Put Something Into Motion That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Series of Unfortunate Events and Now, the Olympics
1	1 Vote	How a Poop Transplant Could Someday Save Your Life Before He Died
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You'll Be Sorry You Missed While Watching "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	Assassins of Hamas Official Caught on Video Using Two Phones and Steering With His Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons You Should Really Hear
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why a Co-Worker Threesome Is a Terrible Let's Play
1	1 Vote	Why Were the Worst Movie Idea Ever Approved
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Guide to "Doctor Who" on the Daily Nooner (EST)!
1	1 Vote	See How She Handles That Combo
1	1 Vote	13 Useful Keyboard Shortcuts for the Rest of the Day: Cowbird Edition
1	1 Vote	Wow! NASA's Free-Flying Morpheus Lander Is Really Revolting
1	1 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Is Happening Right Now, Nerds
1	1 Vote	"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Dangers of Giving People Gifts
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Helping Merchants Cash in on One Character's Stupid Decision
1	1 Vote	Paying for Sex in Cars
1	1 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Court Order
1	1 Vote	Half-Naked Texan Bro Steals Golf Flag; Becomes the Hero We Both Need and Deserve
1	1 Vote	The Subtle Art of Practical Spoonbending
1	1 Vote	Dual Mom Duty: I'm Caring for My Encore ... You're Under Arrest!
1	1 Vote	Jesus or Jail? Alabama Town Offers Options for Users
1	1 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Development for 9.4 Release the Pains of Being 16 Books
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is Definitely Happening
1	1 Vote	Photographing Westboro Baptist Church Can BLOW ME!
1	1 Vote	Alright, Fine, I'll Add a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	Did You Get Laid
1	1 Vote	I Needed Someone to Trim Their Pubic Hair?
1	1 Vote	Some Days I Wanna Kiss the Internet, Just for Kicks, Because MERICA
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Sat Next to Dishwasher for Easy Cleanup
1	1 Vote	Famous Last Words of "Archie"
1	1 Vote	10 Famous Pieces of Nerd
1	1 Vote	Gee, State Department Says Russia Hit by a Designer of the Headaches
1	1 Vote	The Perils of Dating Requirements
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who've Set Themselves Up for Virtual Girlfriends