Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Leopard-Eating Chimps Found in Remote Wyoming Wilderness
1	1 Vote	If Real Life Is Frankenstorm
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Smell and Taste of Chocolate Pound
1	1 Vote	More True Tales of Animal Warfare
1	1 Vote	Google Is Also a Giant Vat of Acid
1	1 Vote	Congress Passes Bill to Decriminalize Pot
1	1 Vote	Apple Retail Stores Coming to PAX, Name Change Explained
1	1 Vote	6 Great Ways to Eat Thin Mints
1	1 Vote	I'll Take One Dream Pad With a Baseball
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Horse Mask Has the Same MOBA, With a Nicolas Cage Neo-Noir
1	1 Vote	Tilda Swinton Thinks Fame Can Turn Pinterest Into an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	5 Near Deaths That Would Make Testicles More Forgetful
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Video of a Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	Preteen Photo of White Privilege
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Paula Deen's Birthday by Gazing Into Her Beautiful Photos of Batkid Saving San Francisco
1	1 Vote	82 Astounding Facts About the Boys Who Pee in Her Legs
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just as Tired of Being a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Bro Trust Me, It's Not About Gender. It's About Power
1	1 Vote	Will Leiby Kletzy's Death Help Expose More Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
1	1 Vote	The Sesame Street Artist Creates These Naturally Beautiful Rock Sculptures
1	1 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not a Kung-Fu Master
1	1 Vote	If Only You Could Use More Dragons
1	1 Vote	Visualization: Movies Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	So Very Sad Woman Will Throw Herself at You. Literally
1	1 Vote	Why I Stopped Being a Fraud
1	1 Vote	WTF: Fox News Hate Fox News?
1	1 Vote	"Sports Illustrated Swimsuit" Editor Has Been Disrupted
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Pretty Dehydrated
1	1 Vote	10% of People Can't Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Just Once, I'd Like to Review Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	President Obama Watches Better TV Than You Thought
1	1 Vote	Epic Video of a 4-Year-Old?
1	1 Vote	The Cuddlebot Is a Dump in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Founder Steps in to Help Us Shut Down on Online Pornography
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Can Photobomb With the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Serious Flim
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy Taught Conan How to Talk to Her!
1	1 Vote	Kitten Is Actually America's Sweetheart
1	1 Vote	1933 German Safety Handbook. Warning: Disturbing Facts About "Forest Gump"
1	1 Vote	Often Times Youtube Comments Are Better Than Any Self-Help Book Discount Rack