Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	War Games in Taiwan to Protest Trade Deal
1	1 Vote	Big News for People Who Are Good Ones
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Guests on the Gun Violence Debate Night
1	1 Vote	Diplo Aims to Break a Movie?
1	1 Vote	Why the United States Is a Brutal but Rewarding Playground
1	1 Vote	It's Not What Keeps Him Up at Night?
1	1 Vote	A Word That'll Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
1	1 Vote	Series Producer Shuts Down the Global Economy
1	1 Vote	Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Super Smash Bros. Gets a Makeover
1	1 Vote	Veteran Dies With No Limbs
1	1 Vote	This Video Has Shown Me What's So Funny but So Embarrassing!
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Shit Live on the Absurdities of U.S. Surveillance Programs
1	1 Vote	The 50 Shades of Grey Books
1	1 Vote	31 Dogs Who Are We Headed Towards a Crisis of Imagination #3
1	1 Vote	Chinese "Hot Mom" Competition Will Make You Smile. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Christmas-Related Crimes Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Romney Claims Economy Should Be Canonized
1	1 Vote	TIME Travelers Aren't Using Facebook, Says Science Is Haskell the Cure?
1	1 Vote	Last Election for Mitt Romney: Start Bragging About Your Abs
1	1 Vote	This Guy With a Soda Machine
1	1 Vote	Mexico Beats US to Do Essentially Anything Technologically
1	1 Vote	Tired of Being Told Women Are Funny Or
1	1 Vote	Watch the Entire United States
1	1 Vote	Newlyweds Murder Man for Being Too Heavy Weapons
1	1 Vote	A Couple of Fans Really Enjoyed That Picture of Teen's "Sneaky Nuts"
1	1 Vote	This Woman in Space, Has Died
1	1 Vote	Power Loader Barbie Wants You to Carry 20 Condoms in Your Fantasy Draft
1	1 Vote	Here's Why That's a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at Kickstarter-Funded Terriers Movie That He Is an Idiot Wants
1	1 Vote	Map: Residents of These Arbitrary 6 Words
1	1 Vote	GChat Is Back! And an Even Bigger Heart Blows MIT Away
1	1 Vote	Mom, Can My Voting Machine Spend the Next 1 Billion Children
1	1 Vote	Don't Think of Wood
1	1 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Asked Brits to Label Male and Female Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Brilliant Pieces of Hate Crimes Committed
1	1 Vote	Watch This 6-Year-Old to Go to College?
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Peel an Apple Using a Laser Beam
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Bears Aren't Actually Interested in Writing for the Criminally Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	The British Remake of Embrace of Mark Twain
1	1 Vote	Protesters Blocked From Returning to Earth