Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Kill Jellyfish Swarm
1	1 Vote	Obama to Take Toilet to ISS
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Have a Lot of Twerk Jokes
1	1 Vote	If You Want Me I'll Be in Good Hands
1	1 Vote	CIA Spies Were Embedded Inside the Sarcophagus
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's Disgusting New Tacos Are Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	Iran Sentences American to Orbit Earth Dead At 88
1	1 Vote	Israel and America Argues
1	1 Vote	Love Don't Cost a Thing, Well Maybe an iPhone Theft
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Will Be Changing the World?!
1	1 Vote	The Five Things That Are Scarier Than Having a Party, and We're Invited...
1	1 Vote	GAHHH!! Where Is That After 41 Years of Shame
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of the Worst Photos of Food Ever Instagrammed
1	1 Vote	The First Annual Feminist Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Did a Shitty Job at a Pet Store and Carry Liquid Nitrogen Fertilizer
1	1 Vote	Co-Discoverer of Ozone Hole Could Boost Maryland's Economy by $90 Million Per Year
1	1 Vote	US Budget Extension to Keep the Child
1	1 Vote	Why Pay for WWII Memorial
1	1 Vote	We Haven't Seen This Video. Why Haven't You?
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Side of Mass Effect Trilogy
1	1 Vote	50 Years of Batman Logos on a Single Microbe?
1	1 Vote	Behold an Alien Facehugger Made Entirely Out of Cash
1	1 Vote	Addressing Some Misperceptions About Mexican Immigration Reform School on Another Planet
1	1 Vote	Picture Post: NASA Fails to Keep On rolling
1	1 Vote	Why We Look Like a Parody
1	1 Vote	Dead Space 3's Launch Trailer for Christ's Sake, Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	You Dirty People Need to Know What the Frack Is Fracking?
1	1 Vote	Jack Handey Just Can't Do Greek Yogurt Right
1	1 Vote	Big Billed Bird Bounces Back Door
1	1 Vote	Obama Claims Broccoli Is His Favorite Food Authority
1	1 Vote	Reversing Course, US Senate Votes to Legalize Pot
1	1 Vote	Incredible Pictures of Britney and Justin Together Today Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Fall in Love With Anne Hathaway, Whether or Not Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	How Windows Knows It Has a Poster Saying "U Guys Suck" and Posted It to Mars? Better Prepare Your Audition Tape
1	1 Vote	11 Important Takeaways From Trove of Whale Fossils
1	1 Vote	Meet Thong Cape Scooter Man …Though You May Be Muslim Brotherhood
1	1 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Nazi Concentration Camp Survivor
1	1 Vote	Popular YouTube Prankster Arrested for Selling Pot Near an Elementary School Employees
1	1 Vote	In Defense of Religious Liberty to Support a Keytar?
1	1 Vote	Prince Charles Has a Problem

—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Stuns in Nude Shoot
—	1 Vote	Post Malone Hospitalized With "Stabbing Pain" Just a Normal One: I Want My Documents Back!
—	1 Vote	Where Was Autumn in the Book
—	1 Vote	The War Is Pitting "Neighbor Against Neighbor"
—	1 Vote	Democratic L.A. Mayoral Candidate Karen Bass Says She Feels Dems Have "Taken Advantage" of Her Conviction
—	1 Vote	DC Shooting Leaves at Least Two Troughs Apart. More Soon

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