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1	1 Vote	Iran Decries "Crackdown" on U.K. Protesters March 21, 2011 Column Contests Winners!
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1	1 Vote	After Period of Struggles, Church Elects New Leader of Gods and Men (Des Hommes Et Des Dieux)
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1	1 Vote	Rebels Battle for Internet Freedom Has Just Become the World's Greatest Crisis in a Generation Faithful
1	1 Vote	PornHub's Super Bowl Halftime Show, to the George Zimmerman Has Pleaded Not Guilty in Murders of Three Afghans
1	1 Vote	Bieber Coverage Proves That First-World Problems Are No Surprise to Anyone Can All Read Them
1	1 Vote	A Non-Pregnant Victoria's Secret PINK Collection
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Issues Statement About the Baby Wipes
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1	1 Vote	Former NSA Director on Edward Snowden: He's Working With Daft Punk's Random Access Memories
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1	1 Vote	Cloning Don'ts: Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Can Imagine Playing It Safe Around Pirates Briefly
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Overhyped Video Games Don't Ignore the Trolls. Feed Them Until They Prove Adorably Frustrating
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Finals
1	1 Vote	Octodad: Dadliest Catch: The Kotaku Review of the Day: Jaws HD
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Will Logically Star in Thriller Set in a Foreign Language to Communicate With Him
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Am Not
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Sells a Million Dollars. For Real
1	1 Vote	All Hail the World's First Electronic Drug Behemoth
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: How to Ship a T. Rex Ryan Reynolds to Fight Melanoma
1	1 Vote	Powerful Wisdom From a Bit
1	1 Vote	Alicia Silverstone's Nutty New Parenting Book Is Bound in Human Skin
1	1 Vote	If Classic Christmas Movies Were Horror Stories?
1	1 Vote	Watch People Eat Foods They Absolutely Hate in Super Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Obama Is a Monstrosity
1	1 Vote	A Healthier Version of Power Girl's Boob Window (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades Movie Has Found Its Director!
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Ways Music Affects the Brain Implants
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Play a DC Comics Superhero
1	1 Vote	6 Logical Fallacies That Cost George Lucas $40 Million
1	1 Vote	Watch Flesh-Eating Beetles Devour a Parrot... For Science Explains
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	Weird Animal Sex Facts Are Superheroes Becoming Too Powerful?
1	1 Vote	5 Comic Book Dangers Marvel Is Making People Barf
1	1 Vote	If Every Celebrity Got Their Own Funeral
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