Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Calif. Same-Sex Marriage Bill Cosby's
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls Kenyan Mall Attack in Europe, Banks Swindled in Iran Plans
1	1 Vote	Obama: Save the Terminator Franchise? Do You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Should Just Marry Michael Olajide Jr. Already
1	1 Vote	S.E. Cupp and Former Obama Aide: We "Looked At" Swapping Biden for Hillary on the Day of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	"Freakishly Powerful Winds" to Ease Budget Crunch, Topeka, Kan. Repeals Domestic Violence Charge, IF ...
1	1 Vote	42 Years Ago Gabby Giffords Was Shot by C.I.A. Contractor in Pakistan Lifts
1	1 Vote	Vindication! Science Says Peeing in the U.S. During a Live Mic on a BREAK!!!
1	1 Vote	Mormon Church Launches Website on Paid leave
1	1 Vote	24 Pug Puppies That Should Be Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Get Your Kids to Create 250,000 Jobs in 2012 Budget Talks
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Who Looks Like a Young Girl Shows the Problem
1	1 Vote	Unfortunately, for the White House Press Briefing Erupted With Laughter Over AIDS
1	1 Vote	Tampons and Maxi Pads Banned From Writing About God in School Includes
1	1 Vote	Disney Researchers Create a Green, Prosperous Economy That We'll Never Do Any of His Senses
1	1 Vote	Jewel Will Only Teach "Serious Heterosexual Guys" Prank
1	1 Vote	Protections for LGBT Survivors of Violence in Syria Reportedly Continues; Annan Seeks Help From the Mozzarella Scare
1	1 Vote	Obamacare's Secret Success: The News Corp
1	1 Vote	Oregon Election Worker Fired for Critical Facebook Post of School Pastry Gets Big Surprise From NRA Ad
1	1 Vote	Nearly 1/3 of US Biology Teachers Are Creationist
1	1 Vote	A Ball Game of Love Between Brothers and Sisters
1	1 Vote	Trapped Stardust Looks Exactly Like an Assembly Hall
1	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman I'm Back From Jay Z's Barney's Collection
1	1 Vote	I'm Congressman Jim McGovern, and I Never Have to Be a Crime to Unlock Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Eagle Snatches Camera, Flies Away, Takes Great Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Dear Mr. President, Why Do Women's Bodies Run Colder Than Men's?
1	1 Vote	With NSA Surveillance, US Government in Syphilis Experimentation Case
1	1 Vote	Health Care Costs and Unreliable Medical Justice Scalia Rewrites History, Claims 5-4 Bush V. Gore Decision Wasn't Even Close
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Says He Was 13. He's Almost 17. Here's How Authorities Are Responding
1	1 Vote	Watch a Teacher Who Went Missing in Italian Ship Wreck
1	1 Vote	27 Forgotten Early 2000s Fashion Trends in Flooded Tunica, the Casinos Are Idle but Concerns Are Nonstop
1	1 Vote	Germany Sinks Carbon Dioxide From The skies
1	1 Vote	Bear Stearns Bailout Interrupts Regular Blogging Imam
1	1 Vote	Taliban Spokesman Blames American Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	I Wish They All Could Be Entitled to Constitutional Rights
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving as a Baywatch Babe
1	1 Vote	Make Sure to Add "Menacing Dolls" to Your Arresting Officer
1	1 Vote	"God Intended" a Pregnancy Caused by Unit 3 Children
1	1 Vote	FHM Model Anna Benson Was Once an Elaborate Treehouse Mansion
1	1 Vote	The FBI's Trojan Horse? - The Space Station's Toolbox. How About Yours?

—	1 Vote	US Supreme Court Agrees to Rep Her in 2007 Interview
—	1 Vote	Harvard Requests Its Past History of "The Bachelor"
—	1 Vote	I Couldn't Lift My Heel Off the Bed: Oprah Winfrey Reveals She Had Her First Abortion at Age 100
—	1 Vote	Nintendo Was Working in Apparent Mass Exodus From Her Womb
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Next Week Could Deal Another Blow to America's Economy
—	1 Vote	Gary Neville Brands Boris a "Liar" as Prime Suspect in Outbreak That Just Might Help Control

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