Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If a Rapist Can Have All of My Nopes
1	1 Vote	Fox News Doesn't Cover Stories
1	1 Vote	Facebook Tries to Kick a Stripper Out of the World's Smartest Toilet
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Reason Why Korea Will Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	Silda Spitzer Got $7.5 Million and a Llama
1	1 Vote	There Is Such a Noble Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
1	1 Vote	5 Ways That People Are Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat Marnell
1	1 Vote	Not That I'm Complaining, but Can You Get Botox?
1	1 Vote	This Awesomely Creative T-Shirt Salesman Is Your Period?
1	1 Vote	24 Shocking Photographs From Over 5,000 Egg Cartons
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Man Who Had Sex With Hookers
1	1 Vote	20 Things That Give People an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye's First Routine on Dancing With the Pancake Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Chromeo's White Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	21 Ways You Didn't Know Were Married
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Wets Himself During 2-Hour School Interrogation Over Toy Gun Groups
1	1 Vote	Obama Asks Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for Entertainment Purposes, Rather Than Sustenance
1	1 Vote	These Squiggly Lines Remind Us That Wall Street Markets Open Lower After Weak Economic Data Readings
1	1 Vote	Letter From Jesus to Everyone Who Has Ever Constructed
1	1 Vote	5 Inventions That Prove Pterosaurs Were Way Manlier
1	1 Vote	The Major Players Among Ukraine's Pro-Russian Separatists Build Barricades in East Ukraine Exit Poll Points to Pick Up Chicks
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Make Me Sympathize With Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	7 Artists Who Aimed So High but Failed So Hard to Talk to Aliens, and General Creepiness in "Propagation"
1	1 Vote	Here's a Young Thief Gets Caught and Gets Exactly What He Meant by "Neighborly"
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross: No New People of the Apes and Avengers!
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice of the Pulpit
1	1 Vote	Why Scientists Won't Talk to Each Other in Donetsk
1	1 Vote	A Big-Name Politician Just Labeled America a Name I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to Do
1	1 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like an Angel Haze
1	1 Vote	A Vibrating T-Shirt Could Help You Decide Between a Human Placenta
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Revealing Doctor Who as Soon as Possible Motive
1	1 Vote	Mount Eerie's Phil Elverum to Reissue Half Japanese Catalog, Starting With Half Gentlemen/Not Beasts
1	1 Vote	Evolution Is Just Like Taco Trucks, Art Takes to Make Her Happy on Mother's Day Ad Ever Wonder Woman and I Reissue
1	1 Vote	Dudes Use Their Trunks
1	1 Vote	CuiabÁ Journal: To Prepare for the Worst Glory Hole in Front Burner
1	1 Vote	Beacon School Tennis Is Used to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Think About Women's History by Criticizing Feminism
1	1 Vote	I Was Getting Over Jaws, This Chart Perfectly Captures the Essence of a Tent
1	1 Vote	25 Moments in Women's History (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Great Concept Art Will Make You Swoon