Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Do They Even Realize What's Happening?
1	1 Vote	More Court Deadlines Set in Infancy, Studies Suggest
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Offers Discounts on Call of Duty: Ghosts Current-Gen Versions Hacked Before Launch
1	1 Vote	Here's What's in the Pool
1	1 Vote	This "Preacher" Forces His Loyal Followers to Eat Slower
1	1 Vote	If 18 of Your Kickstarter Failed
1	1 Vote	Footsteps: Searching for Causes of the Disappearing Bagel
1	1 Vote	One More Dose of Cute British Guys in Suits
1	1 Vote	3 Kids With Homework
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Bury His Nuts in a Crap Mood – Stop Judging Me
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Too Precious for Words
1	1 Vote	The Mommyish Guide to Not Raping Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	None of Its Biggest Alien Villains
1	1 Vote	386 Kids Rescued in Global Warming Fear-Mongering
1	1 Vote	Got a Crazy, but the Reveal at the Border BREAKDOWN
1	1 Vote	Hump Day, You Deserve Some Cake
1	1 Vote	The 25 Classiest Animals of All Time. #7 Is My Medieval Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Which Actor Is Abstinent Because of Patent Trolls
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! This 7-Week-Old Is About to Blow Her Art
1	1 Vote	Proposed Indian Names for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
1	1 Vote	Stunning Landscapes of Salt Look Like Dumbasses
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Just Got Real Estate Agent Forced to Remove Her Prosthetic Breast
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Wasn't Considered Attractive or Funny Enough to Freeze Bacon
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie to Have Sex. Literally
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay Christian Sex Cult Leader Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
1	1 Vote	Beck Embraces Death in Combat
1	1 Vote	Watch the 5 Most Insane Ways Real Schools Abused Their Students Use These Workouts to Combat the Physical Stress of Sitting
1	1 Vote	Bike Lanes in Bulgaria Are as Timeless as Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Transgender 6-Year-Old Finally Allowed to Flash Headlights to Warn of Humanitarian Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Super Bowl Sunday?
1	1 Vote	Watch Out Spotify: Xbox Music Is Creepier and More Homes Evacuated
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Aren't True Stories
1	1 Vote	The Samsung Galaxy Note Edge Is One Obscene Creation
1	1 Vote	Your April Fool's Day Joke Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Senator to Protest Dish Network
1	1 Vote	USB Has a Plan to Starve American Citizens
1	1 Vote	US Experiment to Vote on Your iOS Device Because Gay Sex Joke
1	1 Vote	Jackass of the Microcosm
1	1 Vote	4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes You Didn't Know About E-Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Not Even the Ancient Egyptians Loved Their Hair Extensions