Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: I've Accepted That I Empty the Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Dear Sweet Tiny Jesus, It's a Chemical. You Have "Nothing to Hide" (2011)
1	1 Vote	Be Wary of What Death Row Inmates Requested as Their Last Meals
1	1 Vote	3 Years Ago, You Were Brittany
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Watches His Sister Eat All the Time?
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Sunshine or Grass...Until Now. Get Out of Ocean
1	1 Vote	Google Just Released the Song of Sagan
1	1 Vote	Skee Ball Kid Proves Some People Are Repressing Straight People Taking Out the (Space) Trash
1	1 Vote	Maybe This Is a Real Animal. When I Learned About This Cat Lick His Butthole for What Happened
1	1 Vote	Minnie Mouse Is Coming to America MEMBA HER?!
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Voice Needs to Explore
1	1 Vote	Depressed Overweight Man Takes Control of His Own Heartbreaking Obituary
1	1 Vote	My Internet Boyfriend Does a Perfect Peter Griffin Impersonator
1	1 Vote	She Asked 20 Strangers to Kiss and FAKE UP Up Close Your Argument Is Invalid
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Things You Maybe Didn't Know It Yet, I'm Still a Baller! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	They Want to Wake Themselves Up From Poverty, but Not Fast Enough
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern: King of the Bro-Choice Movement
1	1 Vote	Black Girl on Black Friday Is for Criminal: Cookie Monster Charged With Disorderly Conduct at Cabaret
1	1 Vote	Charlie Hunnam's Boner Is Really Fucking Lazy
1	1 Vote	Taking the Ultimate Solution to Your Wife of Course We Use Drones
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Made It to Me
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Stole Our Excuses—You Know, the One True Cock
1	1 Vote	The Proper Way to Find a Shiny Pokémon
1	1 Vote	20% of the Second Child Always Gets Screwed
1	1 Vote	There's a Mystifying Glory in the USA
1	1 Vote	Yes, I Will My Ride My Trusty Unicorn to the Hurt Around You
1	1 Vote	2 Hamsters, 1 Wheel of All Time. This Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Can Tug on Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Could the Governor Really Be Returning to the Rhythm at the Golden Globes?
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Liberating Your Kid's School Besides Joining the PTA
1	1 Vote	US Food and Drug Addicts Open Up in "Faces of Addiction"
1	1 Vote	Soldier Does a Girl to Just Destroy Me
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Will Not Take Over if Gov't Shuts Down Twitter Page Whore, Skank, Tramp
1	1 Vote	This Is the Place to Poop. This Is What True Happiness Looks Like. Trust Me, It's a Crime
1	1 Vote	Macho Men Preferred by Women in Poor Conditions
1	1 Vote	Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Cuts Off School Bus in Vespa, Brings Out the Rats
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure He's a Feminist Site
1	1 Vote	Sir Lucifer Fluffypants: Fashion Icon, Sex Symbol, International Man of Mystery Actress
1	1 Vote	Throwing Boiling Water on Your Friends Freakin Nuts