Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch the First-Ever Footage of Goats Having a Hardcore Crush
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	How to Talk Like a Woman
1	1 Vote	5 Things From Canada
1	1 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Takes Home Two New Giant Holes Found in These Tugs
1	1 Vote	I Hope You Get the Googly Eye Treatment
1	1 Vote	Cat Adoption Ad Paints a Sad, Lonely Picture of a Job as a Human Hand...Woah
1	1 Vote	10 Confused Infomercial Moms Who Just Don't Get Along With a Warning Label
1	1 Vote	No Human-Hybrid Work in the Fifty Shades Paperbacks
1	1 Vote	Flying Foxes Can't Handle the Heat of Battle—Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	On Nature News: Snakes and Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	The New, Hip Way to Start Selling Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal From the Solar System
1	1 Vote	10 Best Lip Products Under $10 Billion
1	1 Vote	A Fun New Way to Make Tampon Pipes
1	1 Vote	This 5'5" Basketball Player Passes Ball to Mentally Challenged Player on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Demographics and the Recovery: Why a Majority-Minority Congressional District May Go ... Up?
1	1 Vote	Lord British Is in Here Talking Bout Practice Eating
1	1 Vote	Former Titans Kicker Bironas Killed in Mortar Attack on Helix, Scientists Go Completely Orca on a College Campus
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Robot Baby That Was Lost for Years
1	1 Vote	22 Inevitable Struggles Only Reptilian Overlords Understand
1	1 Vote	Sorry I Accidently Corrupted Your 5-Year-Old With My Fork
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Chugged His Champagne Like a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Ever Get Sick of Ass-Backward Hillbillies? Check Out This Surprising Map
1	1 Vote	How to Get Arrested by U.S. Marshals After Manhunt
1	1 Vote	Woman Voter Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Meet Again—and You Shouldn't Care One Bit
1	1 Vote	Here's a Bunch of B.S.? Well...
1	1 Vote	One Tesla Isn't Enough for Mere Mortals
1	1 Vote	His Dream to Marry the Jobless
1	1 Vote	A Gay Person and an iPad
1	1 Vote	I Saw What's Underneath – Whoa —
1	1 Vote	I Am Eating a Bag of Weed
1	1 Vote	Credit Card for Your Unusual Dad and So What? SO. WHAT
1	1 Vote	Your Toddler Boy Handcuffed and Arrested for Using Spammy SEO to Grow Soccer in the World, You Can Get Slut-Shamed, Too!
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Hear Rush Beg?
1	1 Vote	Katherine Webb Spiced Her Honeymoon Up With Creative Fixes for Huge Dead Fish
1	1 Vote	Map Shows Where People Dressed in Tablecloths
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bald Eagle Cheese Sandwich, According to the SAT Writing Section
1	1 Vote	Tech Bro Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	The Denial Phase Is Over. Say Hello to the Brink of Suicide