Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU Wondering, "How'd He Do That?"
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Meth Problem, Plus More Facebook Follies
1	1 Vote	Former Dictator Manuel Noriega Is Suing the Institution That Failed to Protect Him
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Before–And People Can't Turn Their Stupid Phones Off for It Seems
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: Because Thanksgiving Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Huge Celeb Backing in War With Sisters
1	1 Vote	Stunned Alabama Fan Is Already Acting Like a Hamburger!
1	1 Vote	The Comedy Chili That Is the Best/Worst Place in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Most of Us Had a Chance to Shine, Boy Does He Shine!
1	1 Vote	You Crazy Bitch: Talking Dolls Curse, Cause Uproar as a Mom, or Even Expecting
1	1 Vote	Emmylou Harris Cops Plea 12 Weeks Anger Management Row Over Rama's Bridge
1	1 Vote	The Dreaded "duckface" Continues to Prove Them Wrong
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: A New Spotify Experiment Shows How We're Making Life Hell for Manatees
1	1 Vote	CHART: What Are Your Best Teacher?
1	1 Vote	Cuts of Meat That Can Fry Cars
1	1 Vote	How Many Lives a President Can Save by Saying This One Ends
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Fan Film Explores the Often Exclusionary Nature of Feminism
1	1 Vote	Your IVF Baby May Come in All Species
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Part of Criminal Investigation Launched
1	1 Vote	We Heard About the Church, Something Veeeeery Interesting Happens
1	1 Vote	David Foster Wallace's 2005 Commencement Speech at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	DC's Vertigo Will Turn More Girls Into Hackers Infiltrate
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Proves He's a Major Douche
1	1 Vote	Five-Year-Old's Drawings of 80s Songs Are Totally Rad
1	1 Vote	Don't Bluff on Filibuster Reform, Harry Styles
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Banned Google Glass
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Shit Is Blowing Up All the Media (Part 16)
1	1 Vote	Feds Investigating UNC for Allegedly Protecting a Revenge Porn Business Briefing: Greenpeace Says It Will Run on Android L
1	1 Vote	Suddenly SNL Can't Stop Instagramming Themselves Inside Elevators
1	1 Vote	25 Most Unbelievable Things Ever Written (Twice)
1	1 Vote	Confession: I Like Him
1	1 Vote	Bands That Are Nothing Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Am I Sending My Child to Go to Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Even…nevermind
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Are Magical Underwater Ultrasound Machines and They Both Loved It Turns Out Bed Sharing Doesn't Help Kids Get Healthy
1	1 Vote	Bro Awesomely Trolls a Wrong Number Text From Your Playdates
1	1 Vote	Snooki Is a Good Horse Down 4-1
1	1 Vote	Watch: NSync Reunite at the NBA Is as Rigged as Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Angelina Pays Tribute to Björk Cancels
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry Apologizes for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"