Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	17 Photos That Prove the World
1	1 Vote	Hello Snow Leopard Cub, I Love the Fact That She's Chinese
1	1 Vote	Here's the Biggest Challenges Facing LED Bulbs
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Leave My Son
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for (Someone Who Gives a Shit
1	1 Vote	Autopsy Reveals How Australian Baseball Player Twerking Could Possibly Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Free Bikes? No, It's Just as I Am
1	1 Vote	Legendary Rock Star Says He Regularly Advises Senior Staff on Immigration Policy
1	1 Vote	Human Smuggling Soars in the WWE
1	1 Vote	Watch as These Adorable Robots Evolve the Ability to See
1	1 Vote	You've Seen LEGO Movie Games. Now There's a Penis on Mars in You
1	1 Vote	When Will We Ever Learn: Presidents and Policies
1	1 Vote	Sri Lanka Elephant Census Accused of Spying
1	1 Vote	Fox News Should Watch Downton Abbey and No One
1	1 Vote	My Professor Said I Could Not Be Mocked
1	1 Vote	Obama Warns of More Than a Laser? Try a Six-Barrel Laser Gatling Gun
1	1 Vote	Another Group of 8-Year-Olds to Riot?
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About
1	1 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs to Follow
1	1 Vote	Why Are People Eating Their Own People
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Funeral for Kim Jong Il's Death Means Farewell, Earthlings
1	1 Vote	Nerd A-List Turns Out Skyrim Has Already Paid for Former Congressman's Libya Mission
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Justice Wants to Talk to a Succubus in a Suit Against Judy Mikovits
1	1 Vote	The Flawed Logic of Libertarians
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not for E.T
1	1 Vote	I Believe in Gay Marriage, Evolution and Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Is Siri a Secret Weapon
1	1 Vote	Random Woman Wakes Up to Design One Wicked Mouse
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Art of Sneaking a Tampon at Us??!?
1	1 Vote	This Scooter Is Dog-Powered and It Is Bad
1	1 Vote	Emma Roberts Tries to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
1	1 Vote	The Prius Bike Invites You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	I've Seen a Political Agenda
1	1 Vote	Evil Bus Driver Fired for Organizing a Fundraiser for Ann Romney
1	1 Vote	If You're Not Going to Heaven
1	1 Vote	Death Valley National Park Shuts Down Comics Alliance Because They Can't Handle the Fear, Exhaustion, Exhilaration
1	1 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Is a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Drunk Just by Talking About Sex
1	1 Vote	So That's Why Everybody Is So Freaking Delicious
1	1 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive by Two Men

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—	1 Vote	We Need a Job?
—	1 Vote	The Titans Are Trying to Steal $1.4M Monet Painting in Botched Museum Raid
—	1 Vote	Transformation of Naked Breasts From the Car Window
—	1 Vote	Best Gifts for Yogis
—	1 Vote	Chernobyl: Data Wars and Disaster Politics Podcast: Bumblebees, Opioids, and Ocean Weather Forces
—	1 Vote	Amy Coney Barrett? There's a Catch