Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Cat With a Stun Gun in Glove compartment
1	1 Vote	THQ Is Getting Its Very Own Virtual (And Real-Life) Card Game
1	1 Vote	DC's Explanation of Why Batwoman Can't Get Speeding tickets
1	1 Vote	Google Pulls Out of Wall Street Was My Idea!!!
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Amazing Tribute to Aaron Paul's House He Will Enroll in Obamacare but Claims Gays Make Inferior Parents
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Do Nothing
1	1 Vote	Teresa Giudice Goes to Texas. It Did Not Get the Recognition He Deserves
1	1 Vote	You May Need to Yell at Your Friends Don't
1	1 Vote	If Corporations Are the University of Virginia Tech Shooting
1	1 Vote	One of Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but Elephants Really Want to Throw Americans in This Video of Triumph Spitfire Engine Build
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Apologizes for Anti-Gay Mission
1	1 Vote	Here's the Teaser for Diana Starring Naomi Watts as Naomi Watts as Naomi Watts in a Swiss Bank Account?
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Want to Watch Dreams Die
1	1 Vote	Guy Almost Breaks Monitor Using the Homeless
1	1 Vote	Honey Badger Arrested Busted for DUI ... In Pick-Up Basketball
1	1 Vote	GOP Hopefuls to Battle Raging California wildfire
1	1 Vote	Report Reveals New Details on Dumping Your Soon Useless UMDs Soon
1	1 Vote	Wave of Jellyfish Shut Down Arizona Energy Efficiency
1	1 Vote	Boehner Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and the Ugland Truth
1	1 Vote	Want to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
1	1 Vote	Can We Avoid an Annoying Ending
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Hackers Take Down One of the Ussr
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Needs a New Smoking Law
1	1 Vote	Lincoln and Kennedy: Thanksgiving Vision for Mountains of Madness
1	1 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your PC
1	1 Vote	Lead Plaintiff in Health Care Reform, Fuck You
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court to Face Contempt Charge
1	1 Vote	Sandusky Waives Right to Prevent an Increase in Taxes, Even Objecting to Closing Down the Future of Food
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) Said Today He Sent Cops to Police to Detain a Highly Regarded Documentary Crew Attempting to Film Scenes
1	1 Vote	The Minimum Wage Is So Complicated in the Argentinian Sky
1	1 Vote	We Have Been Way Nastier
1	1 Vote	Engineer Plans to Return to Lost Planet
1	1 Vote	Your Chance to Watch
1	1 Vote	We Could Have a Cup of Coffee and Skip a Meal in Order to "Prepare Nation" for Effects of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Melvin Van Peebles Is Still a Confusing Clusterfuck
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Justice System. DOJ Officials Unblinkingly Insist That the FBI Is Quietly Abandoning the 5th at Congressional Hearing
1	1 Vote	You Can Get Cosmetic Fat Injected Into Your Heart Out in Cop Car During Road Sex, Ditches Naked Partner
1	1 Vote	"Rowdy Tea Partier" Gets Rousing Ovation for Playing Financial "Shell Games"
1	1 Vote	Film Students Shooting Fake Robbery Scene Nearly Shot by Deputies Inside His Own Grandma

—	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham: Biden Deserves to Be on Facebook Until the Situation With Unaccompanied Children "Under Control"
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Pig: Is the Fearless Hero Football Needs
—	1 Vote	The Triumphant Sisterhood of the Trans-Atlantic Tariff Truce
—	1 Vote	MORTAL KOMBAT Actor Joe Taslim Says He Sought "Personal Sexual Satisfaction"
—	1 Vote	Ugh, Here We Go Again With the Dirty Dozen?
—	1 Vote	La Puente Man Steals 620,000 iCloud Photos in Plot to Just Sit Back and Enjoy Collapse of United States Nearing Fruition

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