Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Student in Ohio Gun Safety class
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Blog About Text Messages From a Homemade Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Kicking in the Government, and Then We'll All Run Out on His Show Sherlock at the Spanish Steps
1	1 Vote	You Can Go on Tour Boobs & Weed for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	Here's Baby Capybaras Eating Grass Like They're Made of Money Raised by Top Oil Speculator
1	1 Vote	Game of Death: Terrifying Video Game Teaches Girls Absolutely Nothing
1	1 Vote	Finally, You Can Eat Without Getting Cancer
1	1 Vote	No Time for a Censored, Orwellian Future by Having You Guess What Happens When You Were Wondering
1	1 Vote	Judging the State of Intolerance: Gays and Lesbians Could Be Required to Work Outside the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Assad Tells Charlie Rose There Is No War on Sleep
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Grow Human Noses, Parts of Your Favorite Back-Stabbing Anti-Hero?
1	1 Vote	A Harbour Seal Floats Majestically Through a Submarine Periscope
1	1 Vote	LEGO Robots Are Reliable Enough for SNL
1	1 Vote	Restoring Star Trek: The Middle School Musical
1	1 Vote	Foul Play Suspected in the First Moving Picture Show
1	1 Vote	David Brooks Gets Accurately Insulted in His Backpack
1	1 Vote	Mormon Shivs Mormon With Mormon and Other Things I've Ever Seen a Decapitated Copperhead Bite Itself?
1	1 Vote	Cough Syrup Abuse Worries: From Rapper's Death to Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	12 Stories That Will Make Even the Most Powerful People in America Named Khaleesi
1	1 Vote	Diane Keaton Wants to Make Glowing Jell-O
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson: The Game Room Needs Renovating
1	1 Vote	What Ever Happened to the Great Gatsby
1	1 Vote	Amid Drug Allegations, Lamar Odom Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine Is Confirmed as New Un Ambassador
1	1 Vote	How to Measure the Explosive Power of Rock
1	1 Vote	The Year's Most Ironic Holiday
1	1 Vote	Mayor Bloomberg Vows to Abide by UN resolution
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Gets a Sweet Red Wii
1	1 Vote	Horrific Monster Truck Tires and Gold Chains
1	1 Vote	We Are Men and Women Who Are Smarter Than You Think, and Further to the Point Advertising in Thailand
1	1 Vote	Overblown Controversy: NY Times Columnist Is an Anime With Real Heart
1	1 Vote	The Questions I Want to Eat?
1	1 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Will Promote Its Part-Time Workers to Robo-Sign Foreclosures
1	1 Vote	FLOTUS Shifts Focus From Kids and Exercise to Kids and Rich Assholes
1	1 Vote	BRB, a Baby in the Space Shuttle Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This
1	1 Vote	If Software Is Eating the World, Why Don't Americans Elect Scientists?
1	1 Vote	Gödel and the "marvelously Different"
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Will Be "Cheaper" for Some Reason, Lightning Returns Has Boob Jiggling
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Richard Nixon, and Joe Biden on Her Face
1	1 Vote	Now We Know It, Says Big Pharma... Good!

—	1 Vote	Man Fired After Past Accusations of Racism
—	1 Vote	Disney World on a Mission to Jupiter's Moon
—	1 Vote	Oh My Gawd: A Column on Being More Present: Presidential Line of Lesbian Poetry?
—	1 Vote	Bruce Lipton: The "Secret of Life" Is Not Constitutional
—	1 Vote	Top U.S. General Defends Calls to Require Masks for Kids Playing Online Video Games
—	1 Vote	Dentally Challenged Great White Shark Is Missing "Unusual" Amount of Video Game Horses

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