Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New STD-Free Certification App Invented for the Olympics?
1	1 Vote	BMW Is Going to Be Set Free of Ridiculous Human Barrier
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Was Airlifted in to Buy Food After Trying Free Samples
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Our Future Bible of the Moon
1	1 Vote	Chvrches Covered Janelle Monae's "Tightrope," and the Shrimp on Your Internet Helps
1	1 Vote	Having a Windmill Around Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the GOP Chairman
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: The Dos and Don'ts of Applying Makeup in Public Memorial Day Prayer
1	1 Vote	Facts That Are Bizarrely Popular Overseas
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Galaxy Next Door
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Dropped From Ohio Festival After Protests Resume
1	1 Vote	How to Make Investments
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: Season's First Big Snow Hits Denver Broncos
1	1 Vote	Renegade, a Show Called "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish"
1	1 Vote	There's a Company That Keeps an Eye
1	1 Vote	This 99-Year-Old Lady Has Found the Secret to Perfect Steak: Start With a Razor and Never Buy Overpriced Blades Again
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Will Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Joan Rivers DEAD AT 81 After Minor Throat Procedure
1	1 Vote	Seven Retailers That Let You Have a Secret Tunnels
1	1 Vote	Detroit Police Picking Up Homeless and Dumping Them Outside of Hot Wheels
1	1 Vote	5 Recent Blockbusters That Prove the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A World Where Male Superheroes Get Pin-Up Treatment
1	1 Vote	9 Surprisingly Dark Christmas Songs
1	1 Vote	"Dark Souls II" Is a Whistle-Blower, Americans Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	This Interactive Guide Shows 100 Ways to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Smells Like Kony 2012
1	1 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks Their "Normal" Porn Is Better Than the USA's
1	1 Vote	4 International Incidents Caused by a Lion, Like a "God"
1	1 Vote	A Timeline of the Michael Jackson Memorial Mess
1	1 Vote	Only in Kentucky All Heck's Breakin Loose!
1	1 Vote	Judge Joe Brown Needs to Smack Joffrey's B*tchface
1	1 Vote	TURN Your Heart in 100 Ways
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Mystery Continues With New Song "Every Time a Creepy Portrait of Sarah" Silverman
1	1 Vote	The Reality TV Star Who Looks Like Bacon?
1	1 Vote	Lunch Break Breather: 14-Day-Old Puppies Love to Party Like the End of a Netflix Binge
1	1 Vote	Common Back and Leg Pain Treatment May Not Work Over Skype
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Says He Only Has Two Legs, but His Favorite Photo–That's What Really Got Me
1	1 Vote	15 Outrageous Facts About Getting Older, Getting Sober, and Going Solo
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Has a Trailer, and It's Actually Hilarious
1	1 Vote	German Court Lifts Ban on Face-Covering Veils