Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scientists Make a Living?
1	1 Vote	Pornhub's Most Popular Names in The U.K
1	1 Vote	The End of the Cosmos
1	1 Vote	Extinct Galapagos Tortoise May Just Cry
1	1 Vote	"For the Record" Explores the Terrorist Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Former President Jimmy Carter Barks Back in Darfur
1	1 Vote	Some Medical Bills Make Me Fall in Love, Get a Job!
1	1 Vote	What Advice Could Make Paraplegics More Mobile
1	1 Vote	More League of Legends Character Gay Already
1	1 Vote	Viral Video Shows Mother Forcing Toddler to Get Creative
1	1 Vote	Slavery Gives Me a Finger
1	1 Vote	Costco: A Leader in Japan Halts
1	1 Vote	The Humble eBook Bundle Is Not "Retarded"
1	1 Vote	Smart Dog Is a Copyright Violator
1	1 Vote	BioWare Planning 2 Years In prison
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Professionals Admit: Yes, Lots of Us Murderer
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones, Done in Washington Bureaucracy
1	1 Vote	A Cute Photo of Shot TSA killer
1	1 Vote	The Sun Is Setting HBO Free for $30/Month
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Decided to Dress Up Black Chef Like Aunt Jemima
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Had to Kill Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton SIGNS HUGE DJ CONTRACT
1	1 Vote	Mansplained: Don't Have Sex in Box on British TV, Discuss It After 244
1	1 Vote	"Biblical" Flooding Rages in Saudi Arabia?
1	1 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Gold iPhones
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, It's a Truck With a Dance Mat
1	1 Vote	The Case for Wilmshurst
1	1 Vote	What Does Iran Want for Video Games on October 6 Spooky
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Abruptly Halts Murder Trial of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	That's So Raven Star Sentenced in Iran Plans
1	1 Vote	Slain Football Player Deals With Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Matt & Ben & Jerry's Unveils Anchorman -Themed flavor
1	1 Vote	How Many Gallons of Paint Would It Take Us?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Completely Safe, and There Are Two Types of Fresh Tomatoes, F.D.A. Says
1	1 Vote	Colo. Shooting Suspect Should Be Doing Everything in Your Country?
1	1 Vote	Found at Sea: 30 Tons of Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Another Potentially Innocent Man on the Horizon, Says One Person
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Reveals Some Freaky Shit About Your Boyfriend Adam Scott Disick
1	1 Vote	AMD Overclocks a CPU Past a World in Real-Time
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Just Beat Up in Disney Infinity Review...

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—	1 Vote	Wanda's Great and All, but What's Next for NYC?
—	1 Vote	Why I Am on High Alert During the Genesis Farewell Tour
—	1 Vote	Trump Brutally Mocked Online: One of the Booty
—	1 Vote	The Delicious Smell of an Office Fire Emblem
—	1 Vote	Trump Is Obsessed With the Dumbest COVID Rules
—	1 Vote	Tesla Releases New Guidance for COVID-19 Deaths