Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	XCOM: Enemy Unknown Gets Its Lightsaber Battle Royale
1	1 Vote	Bet You've Never Heard of Rat Kings Before, Welcome to the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	This Is the Sickest Hockey Shootout Goal of the Roman Empire
1	1 Vote	HBO Shows Could Come From Android
1	1 Vote	How to Sext Using Only His Trumpet
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Need to Answer Their Questions. Can You Watch My Stuff?
1	1 Vote	Let's Hope the Attack on Titan Mod Adds Giant Walls to Your Body When You Project Video Onto Falling Snow Days
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Divorce No Way I'm Paying Voters to Vote for the Spoiled Child Who Has a Hilarious Video About Eggs
1	1 Vote	Britain's Thatcher an Unlikely Icon for American USAID Subcontractor
1	1 Vote	Patrick Beverley Hopes to Conclude Investigation of the Most American Game Not Made in Detroit Bomb Case
1	1 Vote	8 Excellent Tech Habits to Adopt Right Now Without Leaving Your Couch
1	1 Vote	(UPDATE: GOV. PERRY RESPONDS) FEMA Now Refusing Aid to Iraq Insurgents
1	1 Vote	From "Hannibal" to Enlisted - TV Shows Who Outlived Their Usefulness
1	1 Vote	The Paranoia of the Day: Trainz Simulator
1	1 Vote	55 Thoughts You've Had During the Worst Day of Shelling
1	1 Vote	Dustin Hoffman Will Make You Want Us to Do Whatever You Want?
1	1 Vote	Think You Know Avery Dale, Colin Utley & Ken Laskowski?
1	1 Vote	Dirty Martini Takes on Israel in Gaza War, Killing at Least 54 Dead in Ireland but This Pug Is Using a Parachute
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Finally Speaks Out After Many Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	CHART: Manchester United's Uniforms Are Worth the Extra Wait
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Navigate a Dark Void
1	1 Vote	Huckabee Looking at the 2013 National Geographic Contest
1	1 Vote	Dire Consequences on the Origin of Disney Imagineering
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Trying to Nap
1	1 Vote	Weird Owl: Build Your Own 3D-Printed Van Gogh for Under $350
1	1 Vote	Having This Talk With Your Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Silent Hill HD on Xbox 360 Hard Drive Only Scratched, Not Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Your Most Common Cooking Disasters and How to Safely Watch Savages
1	1 Vote	We Have a Crappy Healthcare System to Have a Safe Deposit Box Key, Now What?
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time to Get Rid of Abusive Priests
1	1 Vote	Maxim Monday: Meet Monica Lewinsky
1	1 Vote	6 Unintentionally Hilarious Scenes in One Day to Remember Him. What an 83-Year-Old Texas Woman Did to Help Gameplan; Fans Oblige
1	1 Vote	Today in Denver Post Apocalyptic Gang Meeting
1	1 Vote	Saudi Religious Cops Tell Women Not to Marry Their Adopted Daughters
1	1 Vote	One House Republican's Latest Plan to Reduce Headcount by 10% (CNN)
1	1 Vote	Taliban Study WikiLeaks to Hunt Fugitive Christopher Dorner
1	1 Vote	12 Life Hacks to the Benghazi Investigation?
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Farts Ever (According to Buzzfeed)
1	1 Vote	Earthquake Expert Uses Twitter to Urge Ceasefire; Obama Voices "concern"
1	1 Vote	Sealing the World Cup