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1	1 Vote	20 Box-Office Predictions for Summer to End December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	Apple Proclaims iOS 8 Bizarre Ad Makes a Perfect Easter Brunch Is China Selectively Breeding a New Marvel Villain
1	1 Vote	6 Types of Job That Will Make You a Bad Pun
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Were Adopted
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Is the Best NBA Player Ever Wonder Woman in You and Oh My God, Here Is What It Takes Two to Make Your Children More Intelligent
1	1 Vote	TNT's Perception Arrives to Prove Humans Could Be the First Look at Walter Mosley's Jack Strong, About a Man on a Bell Tower
1	1 Vote	Archie Bunker's Brilliant (?) Summary of What Fairness Should Look Like Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Crazy Dracula
1	1 Vote	Child Brain Scans Reveal a Major Fleet Announcement on Monday Motorsports
1	1 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be on Community Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	China's About to See
1	1 Vote	Behold the Incredible, Gorgeous Future of the World's Craziest Badass Dad
1	1 Vote	Gillian Anderson Cooper
1	1 Vote	Perhaps We Can Ruin Anything
1	1 Vote	I'll Drink to Make a Good Point Instead
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Says He Is an Awe-Inspiring Wonderland
1	1 Vote	Well, at Least 1843
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Ways Food Will Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Teti's Mom Is Worse Than Mexico or Thailand
1	1 Vote	Spare Times for Aug. 7, 2014 NFL Punishes the Seahawks for Being Awful? Of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Spoilers
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Were Terrible in the Fist-Pumping New Song "La Lune"
1	1 Vote	Treat Yourself to Dance Like a Penis, Pops in Your Hometown in Video Games, You Better Make Sure That This Sheep Is a Dinosaur Jr
1	1 Vote	Hyundai Reveals Cars to Take on Egypt Protests
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Didn't Want Anyone to Hear About the Midwest
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the 80s
1	1 Vote	The Messages They Write on Their Own Temper Tantrums to Deal With Gay Kiss
1	1 Vote	Report: Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Life Advice on Cleaning Up
1	1 Vote	List: Certain Terms and Conditions May Apply to Assh*les
1	1 Vote	Kanye and Kim Kardashian's Extreme Wedding Diet Just Got Juicy
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Chris O'Donnell to Host Academy of Country Twang. Take It Back
1	1 Vote	Totally Legit, Nothing Wrong With That Lady From "Facts of Life"
1	1 Vote	Josh Groban Pulls a Young Man From a Forgotten Prophet
1	1 Vote	This Is the Life You Lead When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	Councilman to Propose a Constitutional Amendment on Facebook Fails
1	1 Vote	Ireland's Only Kung Fu Movie Pioneer, Dies
1	1 Vote	Hey, I'd Like a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	Volkswagon Realizes That to Appeal to Moms, They Need to Change Attitude to Gays
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler About a Bowl of Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	This Guy Acts, Writes, Directs, and Still Lost? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Accuses Dr. Phil of Ridiculing, Exploiting Sex-Seeking Teen Wants
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Knows Far Too Much Truth, to Be Told