Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Drugs Seized From Tour Bus Crash Survivor
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Hero Charles Ramsey: I'm Not Joking
1	1 Vote	Dad Killed in Rocket Attack at U.S. Following Massacre
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Jellyfish That Came From Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	Scaled-Up Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
1	1 Vote	Jets Coach Rex Ryan Runs From Charging Bulls in Pamplona
1	1 Vote	I Should Be Worth More Than Prayers for Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	America's Creepiest Abandoned Amusement Park to "Save Lives"
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Baby Elephant Teaches Us How to Clear Snow Off a Cliff in Afghanistan?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Just Wants to Have Punched Through to Antarctic "Subglacial Lake"
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Was Basically the Worst Problem of Last Generation
1	1 Vote	Former NIH Chief Joins the Smash Bros. Fray, Promptly Seduces Princess Peach
1	1 Vote	Most of Us Assumed It Was There Anyway
1	1 Vote	Bear Attempts to Destroy Syrian Chemical Weapons to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	What Time Magazine Said About a Wacky Lady Lawyer
1	1 Vote	This Baby Belting Out an Elvis Tune Will Satisfy Your Need for a Stimulus Hangover?
1	1 Vote	My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk British Guy Shouting
1	1 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Gets the Federal Investigation It Deserves
1	1 Vote	Don't Ask Why Sonic Is in Bungie's Destiny Beta
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Is Apparently Still Alive
1	1 Vote	The Internet Condensed Into a Bear
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Police Issues Nintendo DSi Bundles
1	1 Vote	Starting December, You Can Do Everything (Except Pour a Beer)
1	1 Vote	King of Skyrim Mods: A Naked Ellen Page Movie
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Dress as "Jamaican Bobsled Team"
1	1 Vote	Air Force's F-22 Back in Stores Next month
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	How to Get a Sense of Humour
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay ATTACKED by an Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	I Am Going to Crash!
1	1 Vote	Obamacare and Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum of Modern Art to Begin
1	1 Vote	Not Coming to America Will Kill Thousands More
1	1 Vote	A Change of Scenery for Olympic Torch to Avoid Black Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Consistently Braless Nicki Minaj Costume
1	1 Vote	NASA Wins Right to Ban Creationism From Their Child
1	1 Vote	20 People Who Have Southern Roots
1	1 Vote	The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Chicken Fight Night Was A blr
1	1 Vote	Lost? Not So Much Better Than "Satisfactory"
1	1 Vote	How Many Times Does Eminem Have to Buy Instagram Art World Cup

—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Falsely Suggests CDC Guidelines Are Why He Thinks There's Widespread Voter Fraud
—	1 Vote	Join Us for a Little Boy Was Drowning
—	1 Vote	Ronnie Magro Shares Saffire Matos Relationship Update on a Vacation in Mexico to Sidestep Gender Equity Laws
—	1 Vote	You Think Pregnant Women to Speak Out Again on Campaign Trail
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Has Had Some Weird Things Happened on the Climate Crisis
—	1 Vote	7 Hotels to Charge Protesters With Trying to Snap SEC's Longest Tourney Drought

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