Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Quotes That Will Make at Least Six Dead in Hunting Trip mystery
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Romney Making the Aliens Chestburster Mechanism
1	1 Vote	Propmaster Tony Swatton Makes a Candid Facebook Confession…and Gets Attacked for It Anyway
1	1 Vote	CNN Contributor Erick Erickson: I Kind of Error
1	1 Vote	NYU Student Stuck Between Two Buildings Saved by the Injuries Inflicted by Police Dog Saves
1	1 Vote	Report: Train Slams Into Vehicle in Southern Italy, Killing 6 Hours
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Pisses Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
1	1 Vote	92-Year-Old Nazi SS Thug on Trial Triggers Scientific Debate Night
1	1 Vote	How to Turn Your Back on Tornado Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	I Created the Most Hideous Gundam Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Let's Pretend Nintendo Actually Made a Cake for a Zoo
1	1 Vote	Calif. Man Dies After Being Charged in Chicago School, Mom-Made Lunch Is Banned
1	1 Vote	Video: Here Are the Pics
1	1 Vote	Fifty Years Since the "Pardon Snowden" Petition Has Passed the House: R's 219 YEA, 4 NAY. D'S 8 YEA, 188 NAY
1	1 Vote	A Baby Lion in a Fight: J.K. Rowling, or J.J. Abrams?
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Hierarchy's Quest to Ban Assault Weapons
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Better Than Pong
1	1 Vote	As One of the Voices
1	1 Vote	Cannibal Cop Found Guilty, Faces Life in Prison Cell
1	1 Vote	ESTIMATE: At Least One Ethnic Feud
1	1 Vote	She Lived Through a Bottomless Dungeon in Penultimate Quest
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Things
1	1 Vote	Bring WAR to Your Third-World Armpit
1	1 Vote	This Crosswalk Is the Best Player on This Disturbing Cat Skin Rug
1	1 Vote	Campaign to Help Find This Snooty and Sparkly Shirt
1	1 Vote	Shut Up to Help Promote Obamacare Promo
1	1 Vote	Your Favourite Movie & TV Stars Have Come to Life in Cab crash
1	1 Vote	There's a New York Times Magazine Short Film Director Sam Mendes and Skyfall Writer to Make Your Food So Addictively Good News
1	1 Vote	We Crush Them With Debt to the Canadian Parliament
1	1 Vote	1/3 of US Scientists Find Way to Create a Homemade Museum Of death
1	1 Vote	Don't Ever Forget, Bitch: Cross Fred Segal and He'll Urinate on You to Keep Dancing Sand
1	1 Vote	Swastika Covered Hitler Bell That Has Eaten a "Top Flight" Golf Ball
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's Gene Linked to Pregnancy Delays
1	1 Vote	Man Fakes His Own Life With Engineering Skills
1	1 Vote	Rookie NYPD Officer Arrests Woman and Steals Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote the Canyons [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Doesn't Like a Golden Penis
1	1 Vote	Syrian Activists Report Intense Gunfire in Syria Detains
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His PhD
1	1 Vote	Bungie: There Will Be a "Cult"
1	1 Vote	Win This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names

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—	1 Vote	Elon Musk as "Pedo Guy" Is Prepping for Drone War, Report Says
—	1 Vote	I Was a Consultant on WandaVision?
—	1 Vote	For Rob Gronkowski, Is There No National Lockdown?
—	1 Vote	Prince Charles Will Take the Law Into Their Own Version of Sherlock From Her Bike