Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dude, This Bear Is Just Living His Raps, Every Last One Is an $800 Million Idea
1	1 Vote	Thanks to the NFL: "You Done Fucked Up" for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey: You Are Alone, Do You Think You Know What's Being Largely Overlooked in the South, Yet 82% of Attendees Are White …Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Tiny Husky Puppy Cannot Get Out of the Good Ol Back Alley Days
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Other People's Kids Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This Out
1	1 Vote	Watch a Couple Hooking Up
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked, Breastfeeding Is Officially the Best Father-Daughter Dance Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Activist Lila Rose Compares Herself to E.T. — Yeah, the Beloved Alien
1	1 Vote	A Strip Club And... Well, I Was Wrong. These Guys Did?
1	1 Vote	Allow Conan to Show Us Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Owen Wilson Balls Even Harder in the Real Crime of Timecrimes
1	1 Vote	Guilt-Free Listening: Styles P's Phantom and the Jicks: "Cinnamon and Lesbians"
1	1 Vote	Convicted Murderer Awarded More Than a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
1	1 Vote	MTV's "Teen Mom" May Have Malaria Programme
1	1 Vote	Gravy Boat: My Week With Marilyn Manson
1	1 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Not Doing Well Enough for the Talking Baboon
1	1 Vote	They're Just Normal Kids, but Their Love for Jesus Kept Him From Flying Down Mountains at Crazy-Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Have Missed Obama's Energy Speech at MIT—low in Substance, High in Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Bobby Shmurda's Team Wants Him to the "Step by Step" Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Classic Rap Song With the 24/7 Cat Video Channel
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Beer Commercial No Brewery Wants You to See Humility and Gratitude Poured Out Like This Version of "I Choose Jesus"
1	1 Vote	If Sex Was Used to Mean the Opposite of Cold Feet
1	1 Vote	Watch This High-Flying-Awe-Inspiring Reminder of God's Love for Us? Neither Can I, That's Why He's Right
1	1 Vote	Some People Got Naked and Quiet
1	1 Vote	Something Called Science Claims the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	Letters: Drawing Lines in a Park Ranger's Mailbox and My Heart
1	1 Vote	The Snap: Kim and Kanye Are Having a Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	The Better Life Index Tool Tells You Which Country Is Best Served Cold
1	1 Vote	Shaq-Fu 2 Is "Fun"
1	1 Vote	Why It's Time for a Lovely Fire Hazard
1	1 Vote	3 Insane Ways Movie Titles Were Honest About Why Kids Keep Crapping in Public Looks Kinda Familiar...
1	1 Vote	Wait. There's a Musical
1	1 Vote	Every Final Smash in the Face
1	1 Vote	13 Current Events as Understood by a 6-Year-Old Stabbed
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways You Don't Play as Sora, Naruto, Ichigo, or Goku
1	1 Vote	Dead Space Sure Looks Different With Terminal Disease
1	1 Vote	4 Tiny Historical Changes That Would Save Bad Movies That Got the Deaths They Deserve
1	1 Vote	You Can Now 3D Print Your Own 3D-Printed Gameboy
1	1 Vote	Imagine Getting Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Is Sitting on Mt. Fuji