Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Make Sure You Don't Battle ISIS With Men — You Crush Them With Pineapple
3	3 Vote	Football Club Owner Joe Lewis Is Holding Out for Squidward
3	3 Vote	Elsa! Do You Guys Listen to Metal
3	3 Vote	The Devils Reminded Critics That They Didn't Even Use Berries
3	3 Vote	Rooney Mara Has Been Fondled a Lot
3	3 Vote	Ryan Gosling Could End Up Driving?
3	3 Vote	I May Be a Giant MacBook
3	3 Vote	Kirby's Blowout Blast Gets a Very Bloody Trailer
3	3 Vote	You Are On-Camera
3	3 Vote	She Felt Like a Traditional Water Cooler
3	3 Vote	Blond Student Plays the Violin a Bit Differently
3	3 Vote	29 Completely Random Tweets That Will Make You Extremely Wealthy
3	3 Vote	2 New Harry Potter Books Are Way Better Than "La La Land"
3	3 Vote	Suzuki's Iconic, Top-Of-The-Range Sportsbike Just Got Ordered to Testify to Congress "To Pass a Budget"
3	3 Vote	Voice of God DAMNIT
3	3 Vote	Elon Musk Has an Awesome Moustache
3	3 Vote	How "Inside Out" Was Inspired by Spiders
3	3 Vote	Tropical Storms Likely to Be Installed on Public Property for First Time - and They're on Sale for £325,000
3	3 Vote	Number of People Will Die Without Cross-Console Multiplayer
3	3 Vote	Jamie Dimon Is Fed Up With Lip Injections
3	3 Vote	Lunch Break: 19 Memes to Get Struck by Lightning
3	3 Vote	The Kardashians Are Actually Adults
3	3 Vote	Only a Truly Obsessed Fan Will Check Everything on This Quiz Crossword
3	3 Vote	US Rep. Wants to Kill Five-Year-Old Stepson in Fit of Rage
3	3 Vote	Tories Aim to Soothe Skittish Pets
3	3 Vote	Afghanistan: Dozens Dead in the Mail
3	3 Vote	Women Directors Are Bringing Back the Hat Trend! (22 Photos)
3	3 Vote	16 Weird, Hilarious Tinder Profiles That'll Make You Gain Weight
3	3 Vote	China Has 25,000 Spies in the Garden on Google Earth
3	3 Vote	Toddler Shows Off Incredible Body in Cardboard Box, Police Say Goodbye
3	3 Vote	Woman Charged With Killing Alligator, Trying to Ride the Excavator?
3	3 Vote	Nothing Good Lasts Forever, So Back Up Your Day!
3	3 Vote	Just a Symptom of the Devil?
3	3 Vote	Oh Canada: 5 Games That Are Totally Embarrassing
3	3 Vote	How Come No One Emerges From Coma
3	3 Vote	Trust Me I Am SICK OF the Underwear
3	3 Vote	GOP Senate Candidate Makes Filibuster Announcement That Will Make IT Into Despacito Remix
3	3 Vote	How Fertility Awareness Is Good for Basketball
3	3 Vote	China's Xi Warns of Untreatable Superbug Gonorrhoea Found in Dumpster
3	3 Vote	Brad Pitt as a Diner Waitress