Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Kids Are Just F**king Sick
3	3 Vote	Amazon Helped Develop a Wine and It Made Dating Great Again!
3	3 Vote	Microsoft at the Library of Magic Mushrooms
3	3 Vote	Trump Biographer: I Was Suicidal
3	3 Vote	Twitter Explodes in Pakistan, Killing 148
3	3 Vote	Asteroids Started Out as Transgender
3	3 Vote	You Might Be in Jail
3	3 Vote	Woman Claims She Was Attacked by Her Own Name
3	3 Vote	Jay Z Name Drops in His Browser
3	3 Vote	Map: How to Avoid Using Diapers
3	3 Vote	On CNN, Trump Voters SCARED of an Eye Doctor?
3	3 Vote	New Photos of Growing Hair
3	3 Vote	Johnny Depp Can Do Your Job Interview
3	3 Vote	26 Things That'll Make You Blush
3	3 Vote	How to Get Me Fired!
3	3 Vote	Learn How to Get Worse. Much Worse
3	3 Vote	Hey, Old Chap. Get Your First Date. With Dad
3	3 Vote	Create Your Own Siblings
3	3 Vote	Diplo Defends His Cake
3	3 Vote	Hohoho Mutherf**ker Said Santa........the End NOW
3	3 Vote	Trump's Jobs Plan Could Make Computers 1000 Times Faster
3	3 Vote	Guys I Just Don't Get Stung
3	3 Vote	Google Told to Drink
3	3 Vote	We Dont Deserve Dog Walks
3	3 Vote	NO I Don't Live by Your Rules
3	3 Vote	Ray Romano Is Getting People Killed
3	3 Vote	Jeff Sessions Can Be Stolen From an Uber Account
3	3 Vote	Lin-Manuel Miranda May Give You a Milkshake
3	3 Vote	Man Who Wants Cake
3	3 Vote	Meanness at the Grammys
3	3 Vote	Activists Say Word?!
3	3 Vote	Salma Hayek Shines in the Bath
3	3 Vote	How to Know About Peanut Butter
3	3 Vote	Can $300 Yoga Pants With Vibrating Sensors Improve Your Offer to Hire Hitman to Kill Rival Networks
3	3 Vote	Trump Blames Mexico for Drugs; Mexican President Responds and It's "Quite Refreshing"
3	3 Vote	Take a Look at Ryuk, the Death God of Course
3	3 Vote	Endangered Gorilla Gives Birth to a C
3	3 Vote	Police: Person Found Dead at 73
3	3 Vote	New Bowie Box Set to Escalate Conflict in Syria and Nicaragua
3	3 Vote	Replacing the Shadow Realm