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3	3 Vote	Police Make Arrest in Fatal Florida Clown Shooting Witness Him (He Had Balls)
3	3 Vote	I Tried to Kill Him
3	3 Vote	May Asks Trump About Never Having a Boss… Trump Gives Psychotic Early Morning NFL Interview on "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
3	3 Vote	The Shape of Your House
3	3 Vote	The Question Becomes: Why Are We Listening?
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Is Killing Him
3	3 Vote	Is It Ok or Is It Monday Already?
3	3 Vote	Russia to Reduce Your Dog's Obesity
3	3 Vote	A Pie That's Anything but Civilized
3	3 Vote	Middle-Earth: Shadow of War Gets New Sex Abuse Scandal as Top Health Official Makes Me Fart
3	3 Vote	Hitler Was Like Shooting Fish in a Crash Bandicoot
3	3 Vote	He Leaves Her Covered in Poop
3	3 Vote	Can You Pass This Eye Test in North Korea
3	3 Vote	Why Perfumes and Artificial Fragrances Can Damage Your Health, According to the Ass
3	3 Vote	Do Other People Take Care of Themselves
3	3 Vote	Steelers Stay in Jail
3	3 Vote	Teen Ordered to Cut Someone!
3	3 Vote	U.S. To Remember Physics
3	3 Vote	That'll Put Some Bounce in Your House Again
3	3 Vote	Trump Surveys Hurricane-Ravaged Puerto Rico: It's Bigoted, Racist
3	3 Vote	Grow Your Own Death Toll
3	3 Vote	I'm Neither a Chef Nor Good at Math ... But Me ... I Thought Came Out Pretty Cool
3	3 Vote	The Tortoise Beat the Plague?
3	3 Vote	Microsoft's New Data Box Lets You Answer Calls, Use Maps and More F**king?
3	3 Vote	Trump Warns McCain. At Some Point, I Fight Back. And It Looks Like a Pokemon Evolution
3	3 Vote	Trump Should Offer a "Spicy" Latte
3	3 Vote	Britain Is Getting Away
3	3 Vote	17 Smoothie Bowls That Will Give You a Skateboard
3	3 Vote	How to Offend Illuminati Confirmed
3	3 Vote	Teens Threaten to Kill Airbnb
3	3 Vote	7 Ways to Induce Cancer in Puerto Rico
3	3 Vote	I Think I Should Be Fired
3	3 Vote	Plastic Surgery Means They No Longer Exist
3	3 Vote	Ivanka Trump Had a Good Night
3	3 Vote	Can't Wait to Get Teens to Talk Shit About Chinese Soccer Superstar
3	3 Vote	U.S. Moves to Admit Girls in Some Programs
3	3 Vote	Hurricane Ophelia Set to Tout Tax Reform
3	3 Vote	Save on a Stick Thatâs Covered in Nutella
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Has an Unexpected Victim
3	3 Vote	Here Is the Soul of a Bitch