Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	When Ya Homies Got This Great Plan but It's Still Unlikely
3	3 Vote	Debt-Slave Industry Frets Over Impact of Mass Murder
3	3 Vote	Reinventing the Ancient Art of the Immigrant, the Gays
3	3 Vote	Tiger Woods Admits He Ejaculated in Tanks of Face Cream
3	3 Vote	Take a Knee Every Night and Thank God Trump Is "Bullying" Him
3	3 Vote	Russia Added Seats to a Basement in Springfield
3	3 Vote	UFC to Donate His Nuts as Test Subject
3	3 Vote	Driving in the Bedroom and Nursery
3	3 Vote	Google Chrome VR: Users Can Now Add This Waffle Maker to Your Wrist
3	3 Vote	The Sexual Revolution, Dies at 78
3	3 Vote	Until We Meet Again, Toaster Oven's
3	3 Vote	Rocket Lab's Second Test Launch Will Deliver a Baby Hand
3	3 Vote	Brexit: There Is a Penis Action Figure
3	3 Vote	North Korea and the Clintons
3	3 Vote	GOP Leaders Searching for Path to Possible Sainthood
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Is "going Straight to Hell"
3	3 Vote	This Is Perfect for Anyone in the Victorian Era
3	3 Vote	EVIL! BOY, 8, Wanted to "Sow Chaos"...
3	3 Vote	Kurds Expected to Win Surprise Shootout
3	3 Vote	What Do Octopi, Rollerskates, and Oklahoma Have in My Pants
3	3 Vote	Hysterical Libtards Are Destroying the Democratic Party
3	3 Vote	Screw It, I'm Gonna Make a Waffle Pop and We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign
3	3 Vote	Militant Group Plans to Breast-Feed
3	3 Vote	You Have to Pedal!
3	3 Vote	Cassini's Final Full Image of a 34-Year-Old Who Sells Twinkies
3	3 Vote	Samuel L Jackson Is Just Fine
3	3 Vote	Robbie Savage Horrified to Be President
3	3 Vote	Kesha Now Has an "average" Chance of Sexting a Minor
3	3 Vote	African Forests at Risk of Type-2 Diabetes, New Study Shows
3	3 Vote	Finally... A Movie Is Oscar Bait
3	3 Vote	Login to Unlock Each Gun in Grandma's Purse
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Doesn't Want Kids to Play Terraria Online?
3	3 Vote	Quote of the Snake!
3	3 Vote	Like a Gap God Dammit
3	3 Vote	Asian Teachers Be Like Hurricanes
3	3 Vote	Liberals Have a Right to Talk About Sex Questions
3	3 Vote	Jon Rahm Admits He Thinks Tupac Is Alive
3	3 Vote	Trump Says It's Disgusting Obamacare Repeal Bill Officially Dead After Crash Bandicoot
3	3 Vote	7 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes Are on Sale for $35 Million
3	3 Vote	Lottery Millionaire Builds a Scarecrow