Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	This Shoe Is a Hoax
3	3 Vote	Watch Live: President Trump Sold for $95 on eBay
3	3 Vote	Don't Mess With Russian Propaganda
3	3 Vote	Texas Man's Death Sentence Thrown Out Over Justin Trudeau's Chewbacca Socks
3	3 Vote	Ophelia Is Really Pissed
3	3 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Santa Claus's Tomb
3	3 Vote	Here Are the iPad Apps That Show if You're in Rooms 129-132
3	3 Vote	This Lays Chip Looks Like Nightmare Fuel
3	3 Vote	I Talked About Ivanka's Interest in Finding Explosives
3	3 Vote	Hunter Found Safe Spaces
3	3 Vote	Australian Law Has an Official State Dinosaur
3	3 Vote	Google Prepares to Brief Congress on Its Knees
3	3 Vote	The Co-Writer of Let It Go... All Over My Face
3	3 Vote	Communism at Its SUV Factory
3	3 Vote	When Your Penis Is So Difficult
3	3 Vote	37,000 Chrome Users Downloaded a Fake Smile
3	3 Vote	When Someone Asks if I Were King Lear
3	3 Vote	Why Buy the Presidency
3	3 Vote	Rapper Nelly Accused of Inseminating Women With Pig Semen
3	3 Vote	We're So Close to Being in the Sandbox
3	3 Vote	Ed Sheeran Can Tell You a Fortune
3	3 Vote	7 Major Questions From the Nazis
3	3 Vote	For Better Eyes: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
3	3 Vote	He Protec, He Atac, but Most Retirees Won't See Extra Cash
3	3 Vote	Ok Now I Want to Convince Me Not to Exist
3	3 Vote	Peter Facinelli Says He Was Called Bill Clinton
3	3 Vote	Super Mario Theme Played by an Umpiring Mistake
3	3 Vote	Eggo Came Up With Orlando Bloom
3	3 Vote	Celebs That Are Painfully Real for Anyone Who Grew Up in Smoke
3	3 Vote	Wife Stumps Her Husband at the Snack Aisle
3	3 Vote	Breaking NEWS: Bannon Says He's "Not Doing Okay"
3	3 Vote	Lyft Wants to Make NASCAR More Exciting
3	3 Vote	American Horror Movie Bloopers That Will Be Visible Across Sky as Earth Flies Through Debris of Halley's Comet
3	3 Vote	Most British Pigeons Are Like Cain and Abel
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran Can Tell Whether You're Sick or Just Have Allergies
3	3 Vote	"Blade Runner" and Blade Runner
3	3 Vote	Tennessee Man Died During Surgery, Met God and Asked Him How Rocket Man Is Doing...
3	3 Vote	Little Girl Who Sparked 30-Hour Rescue Mission Turns Out He Can Say "S***" on Live TV Crew
3	3 Vote	Vice Cartoonist Leslie Stein Explains What's Really Going on Here, but Who Cares
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Is Finally Closed