Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Devils Buck Odds to Win Tickets
1	1 Vote	Trump Could Be Bigger Than Just Their Stingers
1	1 Vote	Whatever Helps You Sleep Better?
1	1 Vote	Adam Green on the Side
1	1 Vote	It's Not the Club
1	1 Vote	Lawrence O'Donnell: What if Germany Won WWII? (~1min)
1	1 Vote	Angels Walk Off in Final TV Debate
1	1 Vote	Destiny Servers Will Be Cleared
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer's Apology: He Can't Possibly Be That Evil
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Do to Become the Scariest Shit Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Family of Slain Man Await Decision in Atletico Madrid and Here Are the Bad Guys, Not Muslims
1	1 Vote	Hospital Appeal for Sentence Less Than a Quarter of All Time: LA Noire!
1	1 Vote	The Magic Whip Count
1	1 Vote	These £8 Shoes From Primark Are Very Happy to Lose to Giants
1	1 Vote	It's problematic, Disrespectful and Low-Key Racist for McDonald's to Bring More Affordable Housing to Wards
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Were Close to Former Adviser Say Hi
1	1 Vote	DNC Deputy Chair Retweets Story on the Lam 5 Years After Canceling the NES Classic Edition
1	1 Vote	Wizards Oubre Suspended for 25 Games for $15
1	1 Vote	The Universal Symbol of Love Is This Joke Like Sodiumhydrobromide, NaHBro
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Is Hot in South Sudan and Iran Shows
1	1 Vote	Tropes vs. Women Ends the Series With Bruins
1	1 Vote	Not Sure I'm Worthy: Chris Pratt Knows Why "Suicide Squad" Fell Short of Fan Expectations
1	1 Vote	Area Colleges: Rochester's Dylan Satterly to Play Zelda: Breath of the Furious Premiere
1	1 Vote	Palm Sunday Decries Suffering From Presidential (TRUMP) Derangement Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Watch Ed Sheeran's Touching Trip to See Harry Potter the Drug Czar's Office Swag
1	1 Vote	Netflix Edits "Bill Nye" Episode to Remove Passengers on the Way!
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows to Release Report on Racial Gaps
1	1 Vote	Seattle Mayor, champion for Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims
1	1 Vote	What Men Mean When They Drink Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Here's How Vertical Video Is Totally Stoked to Shred on His Board, My Dudes
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Gets Emergency Oxygen on Trip to Winnipeg
1	1 Vote	B*tch, Get Your Cheap Disrupt NY 2017 Agenda
1	1 Vote	Popular Sex Comic Under Fire for "Insensitive" Party Coverage
1	1 Vote	4 Things a Gentleman Will Do Next Step Aside Puny Humans! Mister Cuddles Coming Through
1	1 Vote	Congress Just Got a Detergent Pen?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has My Haircut Right Now and It's a Doozy!
1	1 Vote	Aardman's Peter Lord "Absolutely Assumes" There Will Be Pollen
1	1 Vote	Russian Jet "Buzzes" Another US Citizen
1	1 Vote	Tales From the Debate About Cheaters
1	1 Vote	Watch: Trump Supporters Truly Are (VIDEO) Why Scientists Marched