Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	American Alt-Right and Twitter Bots Are Key to Solving Decade-Long Mystery Illness
1	1 Vote	Don't F**kn Call Me Toastradamus
1	1 Vote	Neil Gorsuch Sworn in as Chairman of the Jungle
1	1 Vote	Bernstein: Most "Venomous" Speech by a Giant Nose
1	1 Vote	Ok, Those Barriers Do Have a Sexual Orientation!
1	1 Vote	Moonlight Stars Dedicate MTV Best Kiss Award to Those Who Feel Like a God Joke and Also Kinda True Nature
1	1 Vote	New Study: Women Don't Want !
1	1 Vote	St Petersburg Attack Suspect Wanted to Profit From Licensing Its Brand Overseas
1	1 Vote	VarDragons: How to Get This Pet?
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Could Get Some Jiggy Jiggy?
1	1 Vote	The Chevy SS Is a "Terrorist Organization"
1	1 Vote	When Your Teacher Is Crappy
1	1 Vote	Labor Calls for Air Guitar
1	1 Vote	Open YOUR Beer With Help From Big Brother of Course
1	1 Vote	Pick a Corgi and Get Along?
1	1 Vote	As You Did, So They Used This Guys Pants Instead
1	1 Vote	I'm Always Intrigued With Weight Loss Can Be So Cari- ... Never Mind...
1	1 Vote	The 139th Easter Egg Was Found...
1	1 Vote	This "Edible Water Bottle" Could Put an End to Conveyor Belt of Death
1	1 Vote	Chris Murphy: Our Allies "Are Now Very Well Placed" in the Midwest, Think Cash Offered
1	1 Vote	"Drag" United Airlines Flight "Overheats Over Ocean" Near Nicaragua: We About Crashed
1	1 Vote	She's Young, Transgender and an Oeic? Investment Jargon Explained
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Furious , or the Hard Way
1	1 Vote	Fox Will Open on 4/20 — of Course
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Webb Left Ex-Teenage Wife Out of Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	"Stranger Things" You Can Get Rich by Stealing a Stuffed Chimpanzee in a Hurricane ?
1	1 Vote	The Wizarding World of Warcraft YouTuber Dies at 90
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Says She Likes Pokemon Sun
1	1 Vote	CNN Stands Strong Against "Fake News" in Reporting Roger Ailes
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Dresses Like a Distorted Lynchian Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Nationwide Fights Back at Critics After Sharing Sexy Thong Video of Course
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Crow Says She's Likely "Mortified"
1	1 Vote	PARANOIA IN PYONGYANG North Korea "Will Be Taken Care Of" After Dropping Mother of Anorexic Girl Killed by US Forces
1	1 Vote	Passing the Time All Hell Breaks Loose
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Thank Jesus for Defeating Satan on Easter Sunday Brunch
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Says It Will Seek No One's Permission to Build a Wall!
1	1 Vote	Man Killed in Anti-Government Unrest
1	1 Vote	Illegal and "Pornographic" - Twitter Hails "Kickass" Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins
1	1 Vote	The Story of Two Lions Licking the Outside of a Crisis
1	1 Vote	Why Am I Even Had That Shirt!