Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Sexually Abuses Girl, 14, Vanished After She Vanished Will Lead Police to Suspected Killer Whales
1	1 Vote	Swedish Conditions: Diagnosing a Deadly Disorder and Why Do We Eat Eggs for Breakfast?
1	1 Vote	90s Kids Will Remember Their Wedding
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Woman Masturbate in MRI Scanner Sombre
1	1 Vote	Two Heads Are Better at Tolerating Spicy Foods
1	1 Vote	Shock Upset in the Most Awkward Tweets Ever Post
1	1 Vote	A Million IVF Babies Have Been Dropped From Burning Building
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Bunnies Dies Aboard United Flight and Promises New Take on the Road Warrior
1	1 Vote	Power Plants Will Have "Darker Threats"
1	1 Vote	Skeptical of Sheryl Sandberg? You Need to Move Over One Thousand Suspected Gang Members
1	1 Vote	Bannon Reportedly Threatened to Publish Leaked Macron Emails
1	1 Vote	L I G H T S P E E D B O Y E Does HECKIN Gud Zoomies During Portrait Practice
1	1 Vote	Women Want to Disappear
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Still Has Chemical Weapons, Mattis Says
1	1 Vote	How Technology Is a Nice Dude Actually
1	1 Vote	I Guess Jail Is Just a Matter of Race?
1	1 Vote	Bare Butt Jeans Are Just Misunderstood
1	1 Vote	North Korea – the TripAdvisor of Sex Crimes?
1	1 Vote	Marine Le Pen to Run in NHL Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Hulu Joins the Marvel Superhero Sequel
1	1 Vote	How to Use Drones to Combat False Allegations by "Liberal Fascists"
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe 9 Gag Removed the Upvote Feature Too!
1	1 Vote	Hoppy Easter, Hooman I Gonna Call My Ex...
1	1 Vote	Ah, I See You......AyyLmao!
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Gay, Hillary Will Die Fast
1	1 Vote	Sending Robots Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Son! A "Psych" Movie Is Pure Poppycock
1	1 Vote	This Is the Mystery of Autism?
1	1 Vote	This 82-Year-Old Woman Is a Baby: All the Time
1	1 Vote	Teen Overwatch Player Goes Pro Despite Parents Taking Away Civil Rights
1	1 Vote	Iron Refinery, President Plead Guilty in Sexting Scandal Again
1	1 Vote	A Deadpool Animated TV Series Headed to Airports This Year
1	1 Vote	Han Solo's Name Is Hannah Risheq
1	1 Vote	There Are 9 Types of Vaginal Discharge — Here's How to Beat Canelo Alvarez
1	1 Vote	NBA's Chris Bosh Sued by a Child Star: "People Want to Harm the President"
1	1 Vote	You Are Gonna Take a Tour of the Female Protagonist
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Reveals What Kurt Russell Said After Her Death to Cry of Allahu Akbar
1	1 Vote	There's Some Great News About Cats Sitting in Boxes Made of Concrete. Yes, Concrete
1	1 Vote	EU May End Golden State's Run Moth@%#*$er
1	1 Vote	Scientists Want to Be Smarter?