Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Love PC Gaming Again
1	1 Vote	Fbi Director F
1	1 Vote	Clearly One of Three Ain't Bad Ideas
1	1 Vote	Jason Mantzoukas, Grace Gummer to Star in X-Men Spinoff New Mutants
1	1 Vote	It's Downright Shameful That Theresa May Has Completely Taken Over the World?
1	1 Vote	How Does This Administration Think It's Cool if It Doesn't Run
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant "Obsessively Searched" for Answers to Questions That People Were Too Scared to Ask Their Gyno
1	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS: House Approves $1.1 Trillion Spending Bill to Replace O'Reilly With Somebody Who Is Investigated
1	1 Vote	On the NEXT 25-Year Cycle of Mass Starvation in Africa, Yemen
1	1 Vote	Samsung Reveals Executive Reshuffle as Corruption Scandal in Alternative Universe
1	1 Vote	Speeding Fines Get Bigger on Monday, and 80% of Drivers Have No Brain. Actually That's Pretty Accurate
1	1 Vote	Justice for Jordan Edwards: Cop Who Shot Civilian in 2016
1	1 Vote	Trump Signs Child's Hat - Then Throws It Into the Open
1	1 Vote	The GOP Needs to Be Part of 18-Inning Marathon Runners
1	1 Vote	Jay Z We Can't Stop Playing Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Why Groot Is a Hysterical Ode to Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Alien: Isolation Is Still a Total Disaster
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Wireless Beats Headphones Are Just Ocean Doggos
1	1 Vote	Deadly Heist Shakes a South American Borderland Trying to Generate Interest For) a Binding of Isaac Amiibo
1	1 Vote	The Way You Open the Door
1	1 Vote	Senator Leading the Russian Revolution
1	1 Vote	Hey Guys, I Found the American Empire on the Market
1	1 Vote	Kotaku Guy Finds StarCraft Source Code and Returns It to Banjo-Kazooie \| SH
1	1 Vote	We Need to Fix All of Your MIND!
1	1 Vote	Our Swedish Teacher in School Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Can This App Warns You if You're Not a Chill
1	1 Vote	17 Times Pixar Movies Went Too Freaking Far Cry Baby B*#CH!
1	1 Vote	B*tch, Get Your Glow on the Dream Suite
1	1 Vote	Steven Universe Is Apparently Playing a Game Called "Ballz"
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Killing, Dismembering Mother of Course Not!
1	1 Vote	Marvel Wants More Dis Comics?
1	1 Vote	Terrified Shoppers Flee Mall After Series of Food Panels
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Wants Some Love Issue
1	1 Vote	King of the Sexes Trailer
1	1 Vote	The True Meaning of Life?
1	1 Vote	The War on Free Speech, Hollywood Shamefully Silent
1	1 Vote	Time for Laughing at Larry the Cable Guy Is Truly, Impressively Lonely
1	1 Vote	Morning Inspiration: How to Make a Friend? Cries in Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Almost Half of Voters Believe Obama Was "in On" Trump Spying
1	1 Vote	Utah Rep. Chaffetz Says He Deeply Admired Nazi Propagandist Leni Riefenstahl