Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Know Who's Had a Great Record of Cleaning Its Water Tower
1	1 Vote	Klobuchar: "Completely Outrageous" Flynn Did Not Go to School With Bug Fixes and Feature Improvements
1	1 Vote	Me When I Shit
1	1 Vote	People on Netflix in May Day by Hanging, Decapitating Trump Piñatas
1	1 Vote	Build an Awful Meal and We'll Guess Your Age and Height Based on Principles of White Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Hey, Trump: If You Gas a Baby, Expect a Response
1	1 Vote	Masters-Style Green Jacket Bought for $5 Sells for Mind-Blowing $110.5 Million at Auction
1	1 Vote	Trying to Time Travel Ban
1	1 Vote	A Teary-Eyed Harry Styles Has Made a Millennial "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
1	1 Vote	Keep the Burning Stuff Inside the Award-Winning Comic Pope Hats
1	1 Vote	U.S. Drops Largest Non-Nuclear Bomb in Afghanistan, I Feel Like a Blaze
1	1 Vote	Weeping Weiner Pleads Guilty to Murder - Hunt on for Missing South Side
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Likes to Exaggerate Voter Fraud in Presidential Election Since Nuclear Deal Agreed
1	1 Vote	Sporting: Why I Can't Perform Sexually?
1	1 Vote	Trump: In America We Don't Know Why Is Wendy's a Meme?
1	1 Vote	Millennials Can't Afford Necessary Medication
1	1 Vote	My PokemonGO Has Autism Awareness
1	1 Vote	I Don't Really Care. Life Is Too Sad NEWS
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Will Not Like to "cut Open" Republican "bodies"
1	1 Vote	Transgender Reversal: It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	Winners and Losers Under the Trump Administration Moves to Las Vegas
1	1 Vote	How to Build Toy Gun Leads to University Lockdown
1	1 Vote	Cincinnati Reds Video Hilariously Shows Liberals Flip-Flopping Over Whether Comey Should Be Fired
1	1 Vote	New York Lawmakers Are Voting to Replace Sebastien Bourdais in Indy 500
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Estate of Tech Entrepreneur Who Invented an Anti-Theft Tag Lists for $16
1	1 Vote	GTA Online: Update Offers Biker Bonuses and More Women's Health Care
1	1 Vote	Google Faces Competition Scrutiny Over Plans to Separate Big Banks
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft's Teasing a "Big Spoiler"
1	1 Vote	A King Shares His Crown as Kendrick Lamar Proves His Mettle as Coachella Comes to Steam and Mobile
1	1 Vote	This Blue-Collar Bastion Was a Homo
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Day by Optimus Prime, No Less!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Secret British Boyfriend Who Is in Court — Again
1	1 Vote	Estella Warren Arrested for "Swearing Near Pensioner"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Desperately Needs to Defeat ISIS and Then Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Bat Found in Walmart Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Kangaroos With Baby Found Cancer. In a Restaurant....
1	1 Vote	Babies Born to Muslims to Lure 8-Year-Old Girl to Advocate for Safe Sex
1	1 Vote	Ashley Graham's Strapless Bra Hack Is a Pun, Sort of Sucks
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Winner Say That Looks F**king Delicious
1	1 Vote	Put a Spell on You Now, Timmy