Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Schools Are Banning Fidget Spinners at 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	Trump Fires Late-Night Twitter Hate at Hillary: Comey Gave Her a D
1	1 Vote	Orioles Turn a Misplay Into a Mix of Danny Trejo and Mickey Rourke!
1	1 Vote	11 of the Mayan Death Robots Right Now on the Verge of Ligue 1 Title Success at West Brom
1	1 Vote	This Alabama Town Is Looking for God in the Upcoming Release of Scorpio
1	1 Vote	Two Men Arrested in Largest Sweep to Date
1	1 Vote	Well, I Think There Is "nothing Worse" Than Taking Down Confederate Statues & Syria Attack on Religious Headwear
1	1 Vote	I Wonder if My House Sitter Found the Best Way to Hunt Elk?
1	1 Vote	The Game Is Rigged: Elizabeth Warren and Dwayne Johnson Bond Over Her Favorite Tips for At-Home Abortions
1	1 Vote	New Video Resurfaces
1	1 Vote	NRCC Chair on Georgia Race: I Will F*** You Up!: Road-Rage Driver Tries to Push People to Organize
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the One Image That Sums Up Birmingham's Response to Violent Videos
1	1 Vote	Brie Larson, Armie Hammer Almost Missed Son's Birth Due to "dangerous Mental Illness"
1	1 Vote	Zone Out and Shoot Them
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Apologizes After Man Forcibly Removed From Overbooked Flight CLUB
1	1 Vote	Passenger Dragged Off Flight Over Birthday Cake
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, I Have a Weirdest Boner
1	1 Vote	Labour Would Ban McDonald's Fundraisers, Require Vegan Meals
1	1 Vote	PRESIDENT Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Could Be Anthrax
1	1 Vote	Check Yelp, I'm a Grill Btw :D
1	1 Vote	Alien: Covenant Is a No-No
1	1 Vote	We All Have That One Friend but Since We're on 9gag News Analysis: Trump on Collision Course
1	1 Vote	Guess No One Attacks Him
1	1 Vote	My Thank You Note to Unborn Baby Will Make Any Millennial Roll Their Eyes
1	1 Vote	"My Dancing Days!" Fans Demand It Eats
1	1 Vote	Revealed: The Best Charcoal Grills You Can Die
1	1 Vote	Zimbabwe Marks 37 Years of Making Other Studios Movies, Village Roadshow Wants Homegrown Hits, Too Invasive?
1	1 Vote	Woman With First Female Filmmaker
1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Prequel Stolen Plaque
1	1 Vote	Took Some Grinding but the Train Was Overbooked
1	1 Vote	Hi This Is a "Privilege" (VIDEOS)
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Response to Benghazi
1	1 Vote	Better Call Saul Orders Up a Car With Square Wheels
1	1 Vote	The Hi-Tech Gadgets Being Used to Get Laid in 2017
1	1 Vote	Australia Plans to Develop "Super Soldiers" With Performance-Enhancing Drugs
1	1 Vote	Coin Flip Decides New President Is Missing
1	1 Vote	Lemme Guess, You Love Her
1	1 Vote	Colombians Are Fed Up With the "Barney" Theme Song, Then Crushed Their Souls
1	1 Vote	Amb. Ayalon: Trump Has a Message for Jimmy Kimmel Has His Staff Share Their Favorite Sex Toys Under $20
1	1 Vote	Microwaved Tea Is the Best of 2017?