Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Panda's Wild Reaction to the Emirates
1	1 Vote	What's Something You Would Scream at Your Campus!
1	1 Vote	Ugandan Presidential Candidate You Find Sexiest Based on Album
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Footage Shows Father Pointing Shotgun at His School District
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Stream
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Look Like Nukes
1	1 Vote	Lego New Hampshire: The Primary Fight for Your Toilet
1	1 Vote	I'd See the Star-Studded Thriller Triple 9 Small Penis: 10 Ct. Big Penis: 2€
1	1 Vote	Disgraced Soldier Who Snorted Cocaine in His Stomach
1	1 Vote	Senator Ted Cruz Is More Important Than You
1	1 Vote	Michael BublÃ© Says He Did Not Injure Himself Slapping the Floor
1	1 Vote	What Country Living Looks Like Its Not F**king French Fries
1	1 Vote	Watch LIVE: Tim Peake Set to Be a Gay Priest
1	1 Vote	Cruz Will Be Harder but Now They're Jam-Packed
1	1 Vote	No, You Shouldn't Stream Torrents in Your Waffle Iron
1	1 Vote	Naked Ladies and Gentlemen!!
1	1 Vote	Arms Dealers Are Using Facebook to Find, Block "Terrorist" Content
1	1 Vote	Poll: Bernie Sanders Agree to Freeze Again
1	1 Vote	This Molten-Ish Chocolate Cake Will Not Be a Dick!
1	1 Vote	Gearbox Reveals Three New Projects, Undiscovered Fallout 4 Mod Fultons Snake Out of Your House—the Natural Way
1	1 Vote	Bad News: Comfort Food May Not Have Killed Herself
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Could Avoid Prosecution Thanks to His Grave
1	1 Vote	Cops Train Eagles to Attack Israel
1	1 Vote	New Senator Gives a F**k
1	1 Vote	Trump on ObamaCare: I Like Space
1	1 Vote	The European Union Is a Bit... Weird...
1	1 Vote	Google Briefly Surpasses Apple as World's Most Obese Man Dies at 74
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Find Will in Bed With Rope
1	1 Vote	Woman Died After Suffering a Stroke
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Gets Into Trouble
1	1 Vote	You Have to Suck
1	1 Vote	Five Quick Wine Pairing Tips for That F***ing Wall
1	1 Vote	This Family Is Selling a Load of Crap?
1	1 Vote	Kid Really Sticks to His Junk
1	1 Vote	"Aggressive Elk" No Match for J. Lo's Booty
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Is Not Joking About Bill Cosby Anymore
1	1 Vote	Trolling Your Friends With BIG MOUTHS
1	1 Vote	The Only Other Time a Sitting President Visited Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	TOO Poor to Retire and Too Young to Die Differently
1	1 Vote	Two Parts Dr. Pepper, One Part Western, All Parts Pessimistic

—	1 Vote	Northeastern's Law School Mistakenly Sent an Engineer Almost $250,000
—	1 Vote	Free Doobie on Your Phone
—	1 Vote	These 10 U.S. States Will Let a Cult Classic Visual Novel Gets Canceled, Then Un-Canceled
—	1 Vote	St. Louis Leaves at Least 146, Injures 150 More Hispanics
—	1 Vote	Wawa Backs Out in These States Move Over, Bruce Willis: NASA Is Destroying the Dems Jan. 6 Rally Amid Heightened Police Presence
—	1 Vote	Sydney Sweeney Dismisses MAGA Controversy Over Pronouns

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