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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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Baby Found Dead at 71
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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America Has Been Cancelled
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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Look at My Fat Ass
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Is There Even a Government
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots