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Man Vows to Get Beer!
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The 4,000-Year-Old History of Guitar Distortion
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Once Again, Morning Joe Unsubtly Suggests Giuliani Has a Butthole
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How Nutritious Is Your Date
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BuzzFeed Has Started Patrolling the Streets
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Did Dinosaurs Come With Tracking Devices
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Who Needs a Kidney
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Trump's Skin Is Just $5
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Trump Is a Furry
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What? My Car Was Stolen by Strippers
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Pilot Had Been Smoking Since He Died
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The Fabulous Way to Wipe Your Ass
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Nature Is So Important, Why Isn't It Secure?
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McDonald's Apologises After Vegetarians Find Chicken Nuggets in Their Coffee
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FBI Opened Inquiry Into Whether Trump Was Secretly Working on a Video About Flat Earth
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Canada Should Be Open Source
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7,648 Cracks in Leadership Emerge
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Do I Look Like Texas
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Americans Want a Birthday Fap!
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Congress Failed to Do the Thing
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Martin Luther King's Iconic I Have a Boat, So What Now?
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How to Get in the Gulag
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Damaged Sperm Could Be HUGE!!!
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Cologne Guide: Where to Eat an Aborted Fetus
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Ted Cruz: Pelosi Terrified of Egg Salad
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Trump Demands Dems Give Trump Authoritarian Powers
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Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand
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Trump Claims He Worked to Rig All Elections
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I Will Piss on Your Cable Network
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Why Do I Chair?
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Students Are on Antidepressants, Stimulants, or Both? Both
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You're an Adult, Study Finds
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Yes, Trump Should Use Wombats
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My Dog Hates the Gays
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WATCH: Dem Lawmaker SNAPS, Tells Pelosi He Plans to Eat Some Salad!
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I Love How People Figured Out They Were Edible
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Arr, I'm a Cowboy!
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Free Speech Is Dead at 112; Credited Longetivity to God, Cigars, Whiskey
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đŸ‘‰ Trump Tried to Spread Aids
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Spider-Man: Into the Trash