Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

44	44 Vote	Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
63	63 Vote	Georgia State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
98	98 Vote	Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
168	168 Vote	Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
99	99 Vote	Obama Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
69	69 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
112	112 Vote	Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
136	136 Vote	Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
136	136 Vote	Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4 1	1
129	129 Vote	Apple Announces iPad Air, Retina iPad Mini, Lego, Socks
85	85 Vote	Lana Del Rey I Did Not Expect to Be a Grandpa