Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
105	105 Vote	Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
174	174 Vote	Why Yes, There Are Now Women
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
44	44 Vote	Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
87	87 Vote	Naked Crowd Surfer at Kings of Leon Show Invited to Speak at MLK Event
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
45	45 Vote	Britney Spears Threatens Crowd With 2 Pound Joint