Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
10	10 Vote	Apple, Samsung Face Off in Baby Stroller
139	139 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
81	81 Vote	Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
126	126 Vote	Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
25	25 Vote	How to Shake Hands With a Saint
10	10 Vote	The Challenges of Finding a Unicorn 1	1
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
9	9 Vote	Intern Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut Bathroom
6	6 Vote	The Most Incompetent Hairstylist of All Time: The Results Are Devastating
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
121	121 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
95	95 Vote	Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
70	70 Vote	Why Miami Is the Only Thing More Horrifying Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
43	43 Vote	Tackling a Burrito Snatcher
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
21	21 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys Let You Upload Your Whole Existence
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider
104	104 Vote	21 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"

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