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Pope Francis Set to Be Cute, Is Instead Horrifying
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Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Naked Crowd Surfer at Kings of Leon Show Invited to Speak at MLK Event
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Watch a Tiger Make Out With Elmo in Times Square
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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How to Be a Cube
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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This Is Probably the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
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God Is in Critical Condition
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This Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
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Honor Student Punished by God
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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Fuck You to Sleep
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Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Your Thoughts Can Make You Look Stupid. From Space
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Smurfs Are Even More Reckless Than Human Teens
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Is There Even a Government
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Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
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Oh, It's Just Marijuana
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You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Jesus Must Be Made Into a Computer
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Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
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Is It True That Oreos Are More Manipulable Than Democrats
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There's So Much Ass
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