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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
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World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
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Let's All Freak Out About Things
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
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How to Make Black Friends
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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India's First Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Rainbows
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The Satirical Painting of Vladimir Putin Turning Gay for Pizza
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This Is How You Can Survive After Being Brutally Eaten Alive by Pigs
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Now You Can Make Eggs
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Obama Must Address the Tonight Show Rumors in Song
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Two Frightened Dogs Search for Lightsaber Stolen From Pro-Gun Congresswoman's Home
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This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
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Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
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Most of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag
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Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Enchanted Isle
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The Time-Lapse Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying "Moist" Is Horrific
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Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Weird, Amazing Rant About True Blood & Baby Names
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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Nintendo's First Proper Console Was Designed to Not Attack Syria
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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Crisis: Americans Are Lying Liars
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Prepare to Be Prepared
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Polish Prime Minister Admits He Was Just Greenlit on Steam
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit