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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
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Reality Can Be Very Intense
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It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
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Horse in a Speedo
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Republicans Continue to Be Mean
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First Look at My Fat Butt
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Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
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How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
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My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
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Click This for Almost Zero Dollars
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Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
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Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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We Have Two Arms and Two Legs
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Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
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White House to Give Up Already
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes