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I'll Kill You Before You Die
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Okay Listen. I Need a Nap
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White Men Are the Newest Stock Photo Sensation
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U.S. To Leave Solar System
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Google Tells Congress How to Seduce Women....and Dragons
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Your Internal Organs Are Full of Surprises
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Dolphins Learn to Swear
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Woman Jumps From Moving UBER to Avoid Awkwardness
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Batman Stumbles Into the Cabbage Patch Kids Birthing Chambers
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How to Lie Down and Scream
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Here There Be Vegemite
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George W. Bush to Sucker Punch Trump During GOP Primary
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Now You Can Smell Like a Paranoid Schizophrenic
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Tech Workers Now Want to Die Instantly
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Blizzard CEO and Chairman Out Due to Frost
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Complacent Europe Not Ready for Spooky Scary Pirate Skeletons
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Horse Wanders Into Garage, Attacks NYPD Detective
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Trump Threatens to Spread Hog Poop Over North Carolina
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At Least Two People Are Jerks
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And Jesus Said Ye, I Have to Import More Fish
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I'm Starting to Forget 9/11 and Furiously Masturbate
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This Is MY Duck
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Level Up Your Ass
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Limo Crash Involving Limousine Crash
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Google Assistant Finally Lets You Climb a Gods Penis
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Texas Boy Speaks Clearly for First Time in 35 Years
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F.D.A. Cracks Down on Stupid
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The Captivating Sound of *pFthhhhhT*
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Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) Totally Looks Like Giant Glass Dildo
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DROP THE Baby You're Babysitting
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Microsoft Officially Announces Time Has Come…To Get Rid Of Donald Trump Jr
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NOW You Can Control the Minds of Vegetables
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My Crotch Is on Sale
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I'm Greek and I'm Sick of My Behavior, and I Was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
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Nearly 40,000 Giraffe Parts Have Been Removed From the NYC Subway Tracks
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Dodgeball With a Knife
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Sharing a Wardrobe With My Vegetables
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Russia Attached 12 Flamethrowers to a Therapist
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Police Arrest Lake in Thailand
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Avril Lavigne Describes the Exact Moment a Bird Shits