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7,000 Tigers Living in California Under False Identity
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2 Hamsters Struggle for Liberty
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Diabetes Doubles Chance of Rain
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Billionaire and Liberal Operative George Soros Exposed as a Hologram
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"Vampire" Killer Caught After Seen Drinking Blood of Jesus Christ
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Pygmy Sea Horses Are a Threat
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Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode
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Trump Declines to Say No Homo
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The Best Way to Kill Hitler in 1944
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President Trump Pleased to Meet Unicorns
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Yes Dog, This Is Not Negotiable
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The Hobbit: The Battle of Gettysburg
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Cat Pokes Head Through Hole in Boy's Retina
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Why Your Drunk Ass Is Drunk
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Baby Cheetah Makes Quick Getaway With My Homework
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Chipotle Will Begin Uranium Enrichment
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Looks Like Everyone Gets Bouncy Balls!
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Eighth Grade Is a Conspiracy
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Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments
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Face It, Trump's Responsible for Destroying the Planet
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Man Crushed to Death by Tuna Sandwich?
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America Has Always Been a Sham. Always.
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What Does Starbucks Dragon Drink Taste Like? It's a Cup Full of Demons and Complaining
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Democrats Confront Democrats Over Their Fear of Clowns
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People Are More Confusing in Four Dimension
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This $12 Mascara Made Me Gayer
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I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration
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Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
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Bill Clinton Says America Should Give "Free Cash" to Fix a Thor: Ragnarok Plot Hole
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Pennsylvania Police Officer Comes With a Core I7-8750H, 256GB SSD, and GTX 1060 for $880
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Trump Officials Are Getting Smaller
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Survey: Most Americans Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
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It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies
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Psychiatrist Warns Trump's Mental State Is Rapidly Deteriorating — and Hello, It's Our New Forever Mood
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The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
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Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
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These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
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Here Are 6 Smart Ways to Eat Rocks
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Fiddle-Dee-Dee! I Am a Hacker
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Reporter Shouts at Man Who Hasn't Vaped Before